She would never say where she came from
Yesterday don't matter if it's gone
While the sun is bright
Or in the darkest night
No one knows, she comes and goes
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still, I'm gonna miss you
Don't question why she needs to be so free
She'll tell you it's the only way to be
She just can't be chained
To a life where nothing's gained
And nothing's lost, at such a cost
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still, I'm gonna miss you
"There's no time to lose, " I heard her say
Catch your dreams before they slip away
Dying all the time
Lose your dreams and you will lose your mind
Ain't life unkind?
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still, I'm gonna miss you
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still, I'm gonna miss you
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Keith Richards / Mick Jagger
Ruby Tuesday lyrics © Abkco Music Inc.
C.: (Boy, that was an easy test I just took online. ‘What’s the most destructive force known to man?’ It’s a bored puppy, of course. I hope I was as accurate with my other answers, but I won’t know until Tuesday, when the grades are released. In the meantime, I have time to relax and talk to my best feline buddy. I’ll call Cal.E. and see what she’s up to). (ring).
C.: (I’m sorry, Tucker, but I simply must take this call. It’s very important). Hi, d.c. I see you got my mental telepathy message to call me ASAP.
d.: IDK. Although IRL I’m an LVN with a lot of MH patients, IDK you were contacting me via m.t.
C.: We don’t need to talk in millennial code, d.c., Tucker isn’t listening. He went to take a shower.
d.: Okay, good. That’s about all I know, anyway. I took my online test, so now I have time to come up with a new strategy to sell my books.
C.: Is that the one you wrote while you were in college? The one about big-boned people? What was it called? The Big-Bone Theory?
d.: No, not that one. You’re about two letters off on the second word, and I don’t remember where I put that manuscript (or what it was about, either.) no, I want to sell more of my self-published book: THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES PRECISION; A CRIME OF PASSION. So, I’ll go on a farewell tour.
C.: But, you’ve only released one book. Aren’t you going to write anymore?
d.: Oh, sure. But look how well Cher has done with her farewell tour that has been going on for the last twenty-plus years. And, now Heart is making a comeback tour, after the Wilson sisters had their farewell tour several years ago. And, the Rolling Stones are still touring, although they haven’t declared a farewell tour. Also, Willie Nelson is still touring. He’s ninety, so, he’ll probably only be around for ten or fifteen more years (touring, anyway). I have plenty of time, but a farewell tour seems to be the best way to get sales.
C.: Well, do you think that Taylor Swift will need to ever do that?
d.: Probably not. Taylor Swift has the best publicist since Colonel Tom Parker promoted Elvis Pressley. I just hope that her publicist is more honest than the colonel was.
C.: Say, if you’re going on your farewell tour, you’ll need a publicist, too. Tucker is obsessed with his training, and I can’t keep up with him, anyway. Maybe I should come clean and let people know that I’m a talking cat from another planet. That would be the best publicity stunt ever, and I’ll not need to train with my husband anymore.
d.: IDK, Cal.E. it sounds risky, but, as the old saying goes, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
C.: True, and I’m ready for an adventure.
Tux: Tune in to Cal.E.'s Korner tomorrow, folks, and see if d.c. and Cal.E. go through with their hairbrained scheme.
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