[Verse 1] That's great It starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes An aeroplane Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs Feed it off an aux, speak, grunt, no, strength The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight, down, height Wire in a fire, representing seven games And a government for hire and a combat site Left of west and coming in a hurry with the Furies Breathing down your neck Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped Look at that low playing, fine, then Uh-oh, overflow, population, common food But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed Dummy with the rapture and the revered in the right, right You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light Feeling pretty psyched [Chorus] It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it And I feel fine
[Verse 2] Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn Lock him in uniform, book burning, blood letting Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate Light a candle, light a votive, step down, step down Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives And I decline [Chorus] It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine (I feel fine) [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine
[Verse 3] The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, vermouth You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck Right? Right [Chorus] It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine [Bridge] It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine [Chorus] It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine
[Outro] It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine
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nporium, Nashville, Tennesseelease Date
September 1, 1987
C.: Well, Meow Z. Tongue is set on coming to Earth and destroying anything in his path that would deter him from his plan of commandeering the most powerful resource my adopted home planet has to offer. Knowing him, though, this will be a destructive force that will be used to annihilate the planet that I now live on and have many friends and acquaintances. Once he’s reaped the benefits of this planet, he’ll have no use for it. It’s up to me to deter him from doing this, since only one person on this planet knows that I can talk, and he’s at work right now.
d.c. probably wouldn’t believe me, anyway, and he’s a nurse, not a law enforcement officer. I don’t know that he could do anything, anyway if I told him about my galaxy’s sinister leader and his plan. Fortunately, there’s something here that’s making an awful racket that my former leader’s ears can’t stand. If I can figure out what that noise is, I’ll make sure not to let it be destroyed. Unfortunately, me and my band, The RoCKats were playing and caterwauling when Meow heard the awful racket, so I don’t know what produced it. This is a mystery wrapped inside of any anomaly (I think).
More importantly, I must figure out what the most powerful force on the face of the earth is that’s also a destructive force, because Meow has captured several planets and mined them for their resources. Now, he will come her and do the same thing to earth. Even if that awful noise keeps him away, his AI, Al will come in his place and destroy the world.
When the resources on the other planets ran dry, he did away with the planet and all its inhabitants. He must be planning a coup of this planet, if he wants that resource. He won’t tell me what it is, so I must figure it out myself.
Now, nuclear power is useful and can be used as a destructive force, but that won’t work on the planet I came from. The atmosphere will break down the components of this source of energy. The negative ions will combine with positive ions in the atmosphere and render it useless (how’s that for an obedience school dropout?)
Solar energy is powerful, but that’s in abundance on POTT-C. Catnip is great, but he won’t use that as an energy source. Meow likes to eat that every day. He’ll find another resource. Now, what’s powerful, but also destructive on this planet that Meow Z. Tongue can export and use it to power his planet? Eureka@ I have it it’s—
d.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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