Cal.E.'s Korner

A one, a two, a one two three four…

Houston has the Astros, the greatest baseball team.

They hit the ball from line to line and homer in between.

There hitters are amazing, their pitchers are divine,

The make the commissioner miserable by winning all the time.

We’re the…Houston Astros

Houston Astros

Houston Astros number one, two three, four

Rob (he is NOT) a ManFred

Made the Astros the scapegoat

Which made the Astros mad

They won the World Series a second time

Which made their fanbase glad

Houston Astros

Houston Astros number one, two three, four

D.: No, not four. We’re number one in our division and intend to stay there for the rest of the season.