Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Well, d.c.

and my third husband, (and second here on earth) the now eight-time World Association of Cat -fighting and Knowledge or Ornithology cat-fighting champ[ion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two,

a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder of the Triple T Cartel and business partner, WACKO tag-team cat-fighting partner and former chief rival for his eight WACKO championship belts and former nemesis in real life whom he defeated to claim the WACKO middle weight cat fighting title

when he knocked him out

and then climbed the ladder

to get not one but two delicous Planet of the Talking Cats treats

and then woke him up and shred his treats with him

now BFF again, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby

are in an undisclosed location in Greater Houston, Texas (somewhere between Orange, Texas and El Paso and between Galveston Island and Waxahachie) training my fourteen kittens for the Cat Olympics

….Well, they’re training twelve of them for the Olympics. Jodie is the ”H2O Engineer”

for our team, and Ralph is set to play the Stars-Spangled Banner on his bass….I

SAID BASS!

That’s better.

d.c. and T. are probably feeding my kittens delicious Planet of the Talking Cats cat food and treats. For flavor that‘s out of this world, feed your precious kitties POTTC cat food and treats.

Anyway, T always cuts his phone off

when he’s training, and I suppose he talked d.c. into doing the same thing. I realzied that when I tried to call each on them severl times, I haven’t been able to contact d.c. in a few days, so I haven’t received any scripts from him. I suppose I could have written the scripts myself, but I’m a cat, and cats are lazy. However, I do have access to d.c.’s computer that will translate Catonese into English.

Oh, that takes me back to when I first arrived here on this planet….

I want to think about that now, so I’m going to take a cat nap.

So, that’s the end of today’s cat ta(i)le.

Please join us next time for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner, sponsored by POTTC cat food and treats. For out of this world flavor, feed your cats Planet of the Talking Cats Cat Food and Treats.

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