d,: Well, Cal.E. lost her privilege to TALK on her phone yesterday, but the rehab facility is still letting her text. I suppose they think that, if she can read what she is saying, she may not send senseless texts. Today, she sent me a text with a picture attached. All the text said was "Come on, d.c." That is NOT really you now." She sent this picture to illustrate her point. I will ask why she sent this particular picture: "Cal.E.,??? with the picture?"
C.: "d.c. I was just saying that picture is udderly ridiculous. You do NOT look like that anymore. You are in your late fifties. That is obviously you when you were no more than forty years old! Show us a RECENT picture of you without your mask."
d.: "Okay, you caught me. However, that bovine does NOT have an udder. Do NOT try to milk it, because THAT is a BULL! I thought you were trying to say something else..."
C.: "Oh, like, I am sitting on a bull, so I am Sitting BULL!? THAT makes NO sense. Why would I claim to be a (dead) leader of a Native American nation?"
d.: "Never mind. I think our readers get the drift..."
C. "Well, d.c. You still have NOT shown us a recent picture of you without your mask. Our readers are waiting..."
d.: "Okay, but remember, YOU asked for it!"
C.: "That IS better. You look the appropriate age in THAT picture. Now, was that so hard?"
d.: "No, actually it was not. No harder than interviewing for the head coaching job with the Texans, I suppose..."
C.: "Oh, YES! That reminds me. I MUST leave my line free. I am expecting a call from the Texan's front office, telling me when I will start my new job as the Texans head coach..."
d.: "We are TEXTING Cal.E. Your mainline IS free..."
C.: "To quote a line in one of your books, d.c. One can never be TOO careful in ANY situation!"
d.: "Take that to heart, Cal.E. PLEASE!!!"
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