d.: I wonder where Cal.E. is today? She had not called me and left a clue in my voicemail. I hope she is okay. Wow! That looks like her crawling out from under my bed.
"Cal.E., have you been hiding under my bed the whole time? I want the truth, please.
C.: The TRUTH!? THE TRUTH?! You want the TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Oh, sorry, I have been watching a lot of old Jack Nicholson movies on my phone lately. That was from "A Few Good Men." He won a lot of awards for that role. It IS a good movie. One of his best roles, I think.
Yes, d.c., I HAVE been hiding under your bed the whole time. I thought that Tom the Tabby had your phone tapped, so I was leaving clues about different places that I was supposedly visiting. Tom and "The Tuxedo" are probably in Arizona right now, looking for the ocean (they aren't too bright). I reasoned that Tom would want his money back. He was probably going to make "The Tuxedo" sit on me until I paid him back, if he found me. I could not hold my bladder any longer, and I was also hungry. I only had enough food for one week. I watched movies on my phone to fight boredom. I WAS going to go to the bus stop and leave town, but I saw Tom and T. at the bus stop; so I came here and crawled under your bed. I have been there since last Tuesday. You may want to clean under your bed, d.c. There is a LOT of cat hair under there!
d.: What WILL I do with you? SMH
C.: Try feeding me! I have not eaten since yesterday. I ran out of food. I'm hungry!
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