d.: I wonder where Cal.E. is now? The message she left on my voice mail is more than a little confusing.
C.: I know that you are upset about my disappearance, d.c. (who wouldn’t be). So, I will ask you some mind-clearing questions, ones that have no obvious answers: If it were possible to crossbreed a horse and a cow, would the offspring be a half? Also, why is a cross between a horse and a donkey called a mule or a hinny? Shouldn’t it be called a honkey? And, if one has a large family, but finds that washing one load of clothes per day suffices, why must s/he wash three loads if s/he skips a day washing clothes? Do the clothes multiply? The same can be said about washing dishes in a dishwasher. Do dishes multiply? Is the square root of pi an irrational or rational number?
Okay, d.c. here is your clue for today:
Ocean Front Property
If you leave me I won't miss you And I won't ever take you back Girl, your memory Won't ever haunt me 'Cause I don't love you And now if you'll buy that
I've got some ocean front property in Arizona From my front porch, you can see the sea I've got some ocean front property in Arizona If you'll buy that, I'll throw the Golden Gate in free
I don't worship The ground you walk on I never have, and that's a fact I won't follow or try to find you 'Cause I don't love you Now if you'll buy that
I've got some ocean front property in Arizona From my front porch, you can see the sea I've got some ocean front property in Arizona If you'll buy that, I'll throw the Golden Gate in free
I've got some ocean front property in Arizona From my front porch, you can see the sea I've got some ocean front property in Arizona If you'll buy that, I'll throw the Golden Gate in free
Yeah, if you'll buy that, I'll throw the Golden Gate in free
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Dean Dillon / Royce Porter / Hank Cochran
Ocean Front Property lyrics © Universal Music - Mgb Songs, Universal Music - Careers
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