d.: I received a call from a number I did not recognize, so I did not pick up. However, it was Cal.E. calling me from a burner phone. I am sure that she has ditched the burner phone by now, but she tried to leave me some clues as to where she might be on the voicemail she left me. Let's listen:
C.: Okay, d.c. I cannot tell you exactly where I am, but here is the clue. I will sing well-known songs with some of the words changed to cue you in as to where I am. Please, please PLEASE do NOT try to contact me. You would not recognize me in my new disguise, so do not look for me. I will ditch this burner phone as soon as this message is recorded. When I am able to buy another one, I will contact you with it and leave a clue on your voicemail where I am. Since you are the only person who can understand me, only share my location with humans, NOT CATS!!!
C.: My only chance in this world is disguise
a nightmare tale that came true
And when the tuxedo looks at me with that glare in his eyes
I wish I could waltz across Texas with you (or anybody, really)
Waltz across Texas in Lucia's arms
Waltz across Texas with you, (or Mom or Dad...)
Like a horror book ending, I'm lost in the city of smog
And I could waltz across Texas with you (d.c. LUCIA, mom, Dad, even Buddy Bones would be preferable to "The Tuxedo")
My heartaches and troubles are here to stay
The moment that T." The Tuxedo" comes into view
And with your hand over me d.c.
I could live on and on (if it is big enough to cover my whole body)
And I could waltz across Texas with you
Waltz across Texas in your arms
Waltz across Texas with you
Like a horror book ending, lost in my nightmare
And I could waltz across Texas with you .(or anybody who could hide me from "The Tuxedo" and Tom the Tabby!)
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