C.: d.c. is calling me. I guess he caught up on his sleep.
“Hi, d.c., It is nice to hear from you."
d.: Thank ya, thank ya, thank ya very much!
C.: d.c., have you been sleeping at all, or are you trying to write between all your twelve-hour nursing shifts?
d.: I don’t need sleep, baby. I am the KING. The KING of Rock and Roll! I will soon be the leader of the free world! I just need you to run on the ticket with me. Are you with me, Freddie?
C.: Hoo boy. d.c. has cracked! He thinks that he is Elvis Presley, and I am Freddie Mercury. He also thinks that we will be running for president and vice president in 2024. Orienting him to reality is the best thing to do.
“You are d.c. scot, nurse, and author, and I am CalE. Kat, the world’s only talking cat.”
d.: Don’t be cruel, to a heart that’s true...
C.: I do NOT think that you should run for president in your current mental condition. Have you thought this over?
d.: Wise men say, only fools rush in.. but I can’t help running for pres i dent.
C.: I suppose I should humor him, or I might upset him even more. “How are you baby? Because I am FABULOUS! Where have you been for the last few days, my friend?”
d.: I was caught in a trap, I can't hold back, because I love you too much baby. Why can't you see, what you're doing to me, when don't believe a word I'm saying?
C.: Maybe you just need a little loving. What type of girls do you like?
d.: Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go-'round..
C.: Hey! That’s MY line!
C.: I think we may need to cut this segment short. You are acting like you took a blow to the head! You aren’t even being consistent with your dissociative disorder! You don’t even know which one of us is supposed to be Elvis, and which is Freddie! You need to get some sleep!
d.: And now, the end is near, and so I’ traveled every HIGHWAY! But more, much more than this, I did it MY WAY!.. The record shows, I took the blows, and through it all, I stood up tall, and did it my wayyyyy.
C.: Good night, d.c.
This is Cal.E. Kat, reminding you to NEVER get less than twenty hours of sleep a day, or you could end up like HIM!
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