If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on now 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see But if I stay here with you, girl Things just couldn't be the same 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now And this bird you cannot change Oh, oh, oh, oh And the bird you cannot change And this bird, you cannot change Lord knows, I can't change Bye-bye, baby, it's been sweet love, yeah, yeah Though this feelin' I can't change Please don't take it so badly 'Cause Lord knows, I'm to blame If I stay here with you, girl Things just couldn't be the same 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now And this bird you cannot change Oh, oh, oh, oh And the bird you cannot change And this bird, you cannot change Lord knows, I can't change Lord help me, I can't change Lord, I can't change Won't you fly high, free bird, yeah Source: LyricFind Songwriters: Allen Collins / Ronnie Van Zant Free Bird (Volunteer Jam 1979 lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group d.: Cal.E., why did you text me a picture of a bald eagle flying and the words to Lynyrd Skynyrd's most recognized song? C.: Because, d.c. I am finally REALLY free. I got my "walking papers'" in the mail today. It's official now, I am a free cat! d.: I thought that it would take thirty days after you signed the papers for the divorce to become official. C.: Ordinarily, it does. I asked my lawyer to send Tom the papers to expedite the process. For some reason, he signed them and sent them back to me quickly. He said he would not contest the divorce as long as I agreed to pay him kitten support checks every month. I am now free to sign all legal documents "Calculating Einstein Kat." d.: That is another thing I thought you said that your real name was Caryn the Cat. The other day, you said that your legal name was Callie Cat. What IS your real name? C.: My parents named me Caryn. When my humans looked at me, though, they decided to give me a name that was indicative of my markings. My OFFICIAL name WAS Callie Cat. d.: What name did Tom call you by? C.: He never even called me by my name. d.:
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison And I went to pick her up in the rain But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got run over by a damned old train And I'll hang around as long as you will let me And I never minded standing' in the rain, no But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin' You never even called me Well, I wonder why you don't call me Why don't you ever call me by my name
Source: LyricFind Songwriters: Steve Goodman You Never Even Called Me by My Name lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
C.: ???
d.: It's the last verse of a David Allan Coe Song
C.: David Allan Who Now?
d.: Maybe you ARE from another planet.
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