C.: Hi, d.c. I think I have thrown Tom and T. off of my trail for the time being, so I have a few minutes to talk. I just wanted to hear a familiar voice. What are you up to now?
d.: I am looking at cars online!
C. Why are you doing that? Is there something wrong with your truck?
d.: No, Cal.E. My truck runs great. I just want to have an extra vehicle. Since I already have a truck, I want to buy a sedan.
C.: What kind of car are you going to buy, d.c.?
d.: I only want the top of the line car, Cal.E. I am going to buy a Mercedes Benz!
C.: I know that you work two jobs, d.c., but does the state really pay you enough to afford the payments on a vehicle like that?
d.: No, Cal.E. The state does not pay me that much.
C.: Then how are you going to afford the payments on such an expensive car?
d.: I am going to buy it for a song!
C.: ????!!!
d.: I re-imagined one of Janis Joplin’s songs. I wrote it from your point of view. I will sell it and make a fortune! Listen to this.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me A Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Porsches I must run from Tom and his friend
I worked hard all my lifetime No help from my friends Oh Lord, won't you buy me A Mercedes Benz?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me The catnip I saw on tv? Tom and his henchman
Are trying to find me
I wait for delivery Each day until three Oh Lord, won't you buy me The catnip I saw on tv?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me A night out of the pound? I'm counting on you, Lord Please don't let me down
Show me you love me And buy the next round Oh Lord, won't you buy me A night out of the pound?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me A Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Porsches I must make amends
I worked hard all my lifetime No help from my friends Oh Lord, won't you buy me A Mercedes Benz?
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: David Conen / Jerome Bugnon / Ruth-maria Renner / Vincent Graf Schlippenbach
C.: I think you may need to just stick with driving your truck, d.c. I hear heavy cat footsteps. That means that “The Tuxedo” is close by. I must run. TTYL!
d.: Okay, Cal.E. I will talk to you later.
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