That is a fainting goat in the picture. Fainting goats “faint” when fleeing from predators because their musculoskeletal system sometimes fails the goats. The goat is then paralyzed for up to twenty seconds, lying on the ground. The goat is not dead and does not actually faint. It is a deception by the goat’s body systems. The goats do not do this on purpose, unlike some human kennel dwellers.
Jim was one of the human kennel dwellers who did fake an illness (often). Jim liked to go to the hospital. It gave him a break from being in the human kennel. The medical staff at the human vet’s kennel were nice to Jim. This encouraged Jim to fake chest pain often. Even if the electronic EKG machine and blood test says that a human kennel dweller is not having a heart attack, the human kennel medical staff must sometimes send the human kennel dweller to the human vet if he still complains of chest pain. Jim took advantage of this policy. He did this as often as he could get away with doing it.
Jim came up for parole. It was granted. Since he had not complained about chest pain for several months, he was placed in the trustee camp of the human kennel. This is where human kennel dwellers stay if they do not have medical problems (the rule WAS that the human kennel dweller must also have a job. That is not true anymore, thanks to a lawsuit filed by a human kennel dweller.)
On the day that “Bid Jim was released (he was assigned that nickname because he stood six foot four and weighed over three hundred pounds), really DID have a heart attack. He told the human kennel worker that he had severe chest pain. She offered to call an ambulance. Big Jim refused. He said that he wanted to walk out of the human kennel on his own power. Big Jim did so, and promptly died. At the front gate of the human kennel.
This has been Cal.E. Kat, with another absolutely true story
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