Planet Earth observations of Calculating Einstein Kat; day seven
I must text my boss before the end of the day: Well, my adoption ceremony was NOT as fancy as my brothers,' but it WAS interesting. My friend, the author/nurse d.c. scot was the only guest, but he was an interesting one. First, he tried to help Dad get his heart medication straightened out. Dad had been without it for six weeks, so d.c. was concerned, since Dad has a heart condition. THAT is why he was taking the medication. The pharmacy, the doctor's office, and the insurance company all said it was someone else's fault. Dad asked d.c. to intervene, since he IS a nurse. Dad thought that he would have more success dealing with the problems with the medication than he did. No such luck. It took someone called an "advocate," one who has helped Dad in the past, to straighten it out. Dad has his meds now. I hope he was not without them for too long. I really like living here. Mom and Dad are a nice couple who love kids and animals. That is fortunate for the foster kids and animals that they take care of. Speaking of which...
I know why Mom and Dad decided to adopt Buddy Bones. He can fly! d.c caught him flying around the living room and recorded it on his phone. He posted a 15-second video on TikTok @dcscot63. Maybe Buddy Bones is not from this planet, just like me!
Another person that I suspect is not from this planet is d.c. scot. Not only can he talk to animals, but he accomplished something that less than one percent of the human population has ever accomplished; completing an IronMan triathlon in less than seventeen hours, the time limit for this race. d.c. says that some people accomplish this feat year after year after year...
I think d.c. may be jealous of those who can complete this event (2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bicycle race and a marathon- 26.2 miles on foot) in less than eight hours. I think that d.c.,or ANY inhabitant of this planet who can do this are aliens, like I am and Buddy Bones (probably) is. He keeps saying he wishes he was as fast as Jurgen Zack, the only person to have accomplished this incredible feat more than once. He let me read his manuscript, "Beyond the Thirteenth Mile; The Iron Man Chronicles." It should be published, (maybe he will decide to do that in the near future). It is not hard to figure out, like his first book, "Precision; A Crime of Passion" was. IF you can figure THAT book out without looking at the end first, YOU may be from another planet!
This has been Cal.E. Kat, and YOU are someone else. Because, if you claimed to be me, THAT would be identity theft, which is punishable by law, if your true identity is revealed and you DO get caught.
d.c on his way home from the party
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