Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: So T.,

since we have now picked up the freeloading former Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy, Meow Z. Tongue

from the side of the road where you left him and are now heading to Houston, can you please tell me who won your Texas Cage Grudge World Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology championship cat fight for the WACKO middleweight championship of the world, please?

T.: I would, but it’s time for mine and d.c. scot’s favorite blog caster to come on a station we can get this far east of Houston.

And now KEEP KEEN KING Anahuac-Hamaker- Winnie, the radio stations that keep you informed in the Aluminum Triangle presents the one-hundred-thirty-eighth ranked podcaster in the northeast corner of Southeast Texas, Joe Groan! And now, you host, the one, the only (think goodness) JOE GROAN!!

Oh, oh, oh. Someone please tell me that all sports are not rigged. The cat fight for the WACKO middleweight championship cat fighting crown ended in a draw. The present champion, seven-time WACKO title holder Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple t Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag -team partner and now chief rival for his seven WACKO championship belts and now arch enemy, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby)

and his arch enemy who is now part of the seven-time champ’s name and the former holder of the middleweight title in WACKO cat fighting were both knocked out in the third round of the Texas Cage Grudge Match that POTTC cat food arranged.

The fight was supposed to continue until on cat knocked the other out and then climbed the ladder and retrieved the delicious POTTC cat treat that was at the top of the ladder after the winner rang the bell.

Well, that didn’t happen. T knocked Tom down for a standing eight count, but Tom recovered before the referee could count to nine.

As T was climbing the ladder to retrieve the delicious Planet of the Talking Cats cat treat, as well as the middleweight WACKO cat fighting championship belt, Tom pulled him off the ladder. The two participants knocked heads, and both were unconscious. The referee had no choice but to declare the cat fight a draw when he counted to ten and neither cat came to.

So now, POTTC cat food has arranged for a second Texas Cage Grudge Match, with twice the bounty for the champion. That’s right, there will be two delicious POTTC cat treats at the top of the ladder, and the winner can consume both after he knocks out his opponent and rings the bell.

Look, I’m not saying that POTTC cat treats aren’t delicious and any cat would do almost anything for two POTTC cat treats but come on! Enough is enough! If the same thing happens in the rematch, put smelling salts under both cats’ noses and wait until one wakes up and climbs the ladder and the prizes, as well as the one meow-iollion dollar purse.

Rematches are fought to determine a winner, and this has gone on long enough. Please let one cat be declared the number one cat fighter in the WACKO middleweight cat fighting division once and for all.

This has been Joe Groan, with one man’s (correct) opinion.

The preceding pod cast has been brought to you by POTTC cat food and treats. For flavor that’s out of this world, try Planet of the Talking Cats Cat Food and Treats. POTTC cat food and treats does not necessarily hold the opinion of the host of this show.

C.: So, T, when is the rematch scheduled?

M.: STOP!! I NEED TO PEE NOW   !!

d.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks, so that’s the end of this cat tai(i)le.

Please join us next time for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.