Cal.E.'s Korner

markmiller323
10 hours ago
2 min read

Meow Z. Tongue:

Okay, Cal.E. we have one more day in this five-star dump,

if what you are saying about your third husband (and second on this planet, Tucker Tucker Two

a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple T Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag -team partner and now chief rival for his seven WACKO championship belts and now arch enemy, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby)

whom he may or may not have defeated for the middle weight WACKO cat fighting crown is true. His last cat fight was last Tuesday, and you said that, after he rested from all types of media for one week,

it would take him a couple of days to go through all his messages. So please (yawn) continue with your story.

A STRANGE PLANET

Written, produced, and editied by Calculating Einstein Cat.

d.c.

set up the time and place for T and me to meet for our three, three minute round cat fight

after Tom the Tabby

agreed to a double or nothing arrangement for the money I stole from him and gave back to pay off my gambling debt. dc. trained me by day and watched film of T’s cat fights by night when he wasn’t working.

It concerned him that T had never been defeated in a formal or informal setting for a cat fight, but d.c. discovered something while he watched film of T.’s cat fights and my training, which he planned to use in our match.

After two weeks of watching T train like a maniac,

Tom was so confident that T could knock me out that he lowered the specifics of the cat fight. Tom said that if I could go three rounds with T without getting knocked out, he would forgive my debt. d.c. and I agreed to these terms, but there was a problem.

d.c. was still working as a nurse at The Kennel on a matrix schedule, which meant that he worked twelve-hour shifts seven days out of fourteen. He expected me to do his workouts while he was working, but, like most cats, I’m lazy, so I only did his workouts while he was watching me. That made this bet a little more interesting.

I lasted two rounds with the six-time World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology cat fighting champ, but I was gassed at the end of the second three-minute round.