Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: (ring) Hi, d.c. I see that you have my third husband (and second here on this planet) Tucker tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat fighter formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, business partner with the Triple T Cartel, former World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag team cat fighting partner and now chief WACKO rival and arch nemesis,  The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby; who he’s obligated to give a rematch to within the next three months to fight for Tom’s former middle weight WACKO cat fighting belt that he lost due to being overweight for his fight with T and that he also lost because he left the ring before the bell rung for the third and final round of the WACKO Texas Cage Grudge Cat fighting Match). Out on a training rum. I suppose it’s a good idea for him to keep in shape for the next WACKO cat fighting grudge match, but what else are you telling T

to do to get in shape for his match with the  Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby,

whom I am traying to train for said match, may I ask?

d.: I will not reveal my secrets.

C.: Oh, come on, d.c. Don’t you want to see a fair fight?

You trained both T and me, and I beat the now seven-time WACKO cat-fighting champion of the world. Just give me a few pointers, please.

d.: Okay, it all starts with diet, so I’ve changed T.’s diet. He now will only consume seaweed, kelp, and blue green algae. The kelp and seaweed will help him lose weight, and the blue green algae will help expand his lung because blue-green algae fixes most of the oxygen on this planet.

C.: And are you going to tell him to eat it? I mean, T has a huge appetite, so we might all smother if you feed him blue-green algae.

d.: Nonsense. I will limit T’s caloric intake so that he will not only be in shape for this grudge match, but the fight for the feather weight crown of WACKO cat fighting as well.

Then, he’ll be tied with Oz the cat

in having the most WACKO cat fighting championship belts.

C.: I see. So, I suppose I should put Tom on a strict diet as well. Thanks for the information, d.c.

d.: Oh, tell T to come to my house

when he finishes his run. I have prepared his evening meal, and I don’t want him to eat the garbage that y’all eat at Wayne Manor.

C.: Well, that garbage is tasty, but I’ll do as you asked. (Well, maybe I should stop Tom for eating it, though. He is really overweight, so a good diet should help get him into shape,)

Later that same day at the scot residence

d.: Here you go, big guy. I have prepared mackerel, caviar, tuna  and salmon for your evening meal eat as much as you want. I went to the fish market this morning and got several pounds of your favorite foods.

And, at Wayne Manor

C.: Well, T.’s not here, so I should call

Tom

and get him started training so we can win the WACKO grudge cat fighting match, so that’s all the time we have for today, folks. That’s the end of this cat ta(i)le.

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