Cal.E.'s Korner

d.: (ring) Cal.E., say it ain’t so

C.: What now?

d.: I just saw the interview with you r third husband, the now seven-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, business partner with the Triple T Cartel and former WACKO tag-team partner and now chief WACKO rival and arch nemesis,

who was, incidentally, his opponent for his last WACKO cat fight earlier this week.

When the announcer for channel 222222.22222

interviewed Tom, he said that you were going to train him to fight your third husband, (and second here on earth) in the challenge match for Tom’s middleweight belt. He lost it because he was overweight at the weigh-in for this fight,

but T is obligated to give him a rematch within the next three months, provided Tom gets below the weight limit by then.

C.: Oh, that. You know, as well as I do, that is all for show.

d.: So, it’s not true?

C.: Well…it is true, but I have an idea.

d.: Okay, what is your idea?

C.: Well, you were the one who trained me to beat T in that exhibition match that led to us dating and then getting married. We’re already married, but, if you train T, then maybe he can retain that belt…

d.: Yes, and then we’ll go after the feather weight belt. T will have more WACKO championship belts than OZ the Cat,

who holds eight. Since T already holds the super-duper heavy weight belt, the no weight limit WACKO championship belt, the Super Heavy weight belt, the heavy weight belt, the light-heavy weight belt, the kind of heavy weight WACKO championship blet and the REALLY Heavy WACKO heavyweight championship belt, T will need to go down in weight classes to get his last two belts.

We’ll train morning and night, seven days a week with no rest days. I’ll get T into the best shape of his life. We'll come out with smoke coming out of both our ears at every WACKO cat-fighting championship match.

C.: Well, it seems as if you have a lot of research and work today, d.c., so I suppose that’s the end of this cat ta(i)e

because we’re out of time for today, folks. Please join us next time for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.