Cal.E.'s Korner

d.; Well, I got hung up doing some paperwork yesterday and missed the rebroadcast of T and Tom’s championship cat fight. I did record it, though, and I’ve been careful not to read any news or listen to talk radio that is geared to cat fighting, or any kind of sport, just in case they were talking about the fight. Yes, here it is. I recorded it on channel 222222.22 at 12:01 a.m. on 2/9/2026. I’ll just have a hot beverage and watch the cat fight on my 100" tlevison screen,

I really need to relax after the day I’ve had.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Nonbinary individuals, and animals of all descriptions, LET’S GE READY TO RUUUUMBLE!!   

Tonight, or technical, this morning, although it’s just barely morning, and most people consider this time to be the middle of the night, but anyway.

We have, for your entertainment, a cat fight for the ages. It’s  a Texas Cage Grudge Match World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology championship cat fight.

In the orange corner, standing eighteen inches on his hind legs, and weighing in at…21.2 pounds? The former middleweight WACKO cat fighting champion of the world, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby.

Boo, hiss!!

Okay, folks. Tom didn’t make the weight for his class, so, to fight in this cat fight, he had to give up his belt. That means that if his opponent wins, he’ll have both the light heavyweight WACKO cat fighting crown as well as the middleweight WACKO cat fighting crown. Let’s listen as the six-time WACKO heavy weight champion of the world, and fan favorite is introduced.

In the black corner, standing thirty inches on his hid legs and weighing in at 19.999998 pounds, The Cat fighter Formerly Known AS The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, business partner with the Triple T Cartel, former WACKO tag team cat fighting partner and now chief rival and arch nemesis, as well as tonight’s opponent, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby).

Yea!!!

Okay, y’all I want a clean fight. If T can go three rounds without getting knocked, he wins both belts. If Tom can knock T out in three, 3- minute rounds, he’ll take possession of T.’s light heavyweight blet. However, you two will need to fight again for the middleweight belt, with both of you within the legal limits to qualify as a middleweight to do this. T, if you win, you are obligated to give Tom this fight in the next three months. Now, since scratching, biting, and spitting are all allowed in cat fighting, you two do your best. If, however, one of you feels sickly, he can exit through the gate at the bottom of the cage and concede the match. Come out fighting on the bell. (ding)

And it looks as if Tom is trying to wear T out by running and jabbing, but the extra weight he put on is slowing him down. T is blocking all the jabs but has not returned a punch yet… (ding) and it’s the end of the first round. I suppose T is just trying to stay on his feet and last the three rounds to earn both WACKO cat fighting belts.

(ding) round two…

And T is coming out and being more aggressive, He lands a jab to tom’s big, fat stomach, and another, and another, then an uppercut to the jaw and a left hook haymaker that knocks Tom to the canvas and (ding). That’s the end of the second round. T was trying to end it, but the bell saved Tom…no, wait. Tom is not coming out of his corner for the third round. He waves the white flag and exits the cage through the door at the bottom of the cage.

d.: Wow! Tom just gave up. And now, the most interesting part, the interviews. I want to look and see what the rules are for Tom giving up before he was knocked out. I should have time to look it up on the WACKO website whiel the commercails are on, no, they'er staring the inteviews now.

Tux.: God Bless America, and all nations aligned with this great nation.

Tom: T, I wasn’t in shape for this fight, but I’ll be ready for the rematch you owe me in the next three months. I’m going to train with the only cat who has ever beaten you in the ring and learn all your secrets.

Tux.: No cat has ever beaten me in the ring, Tom, and neither will you!

Tom: Are you sure about that?

Tux.: I’m positive.

Tom Not even in an exhibition match?

Tux….Well, uh..

Tom. That’s right, T, I’m going to hire the only cat that’s ever knocked you out, even in an exhibition match. Additionally, she knows all your secrets, because she formerly trained with you as your tag team WACKO cat fighting partner.

Tux.: You don’t mean…

Tom.: Yes, T, I’m going to hire your wife, Calculating Einstein Katt as my trainer.

d.: Oh, dear, I wonder what will come of this? I’ll need to let you know another day, because we’re out of time for today, folks; that’s the end of this cat ta(i)le.

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