Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Well, d.c. hasn’t sent me a script for a few days, so I thought I would just wing it today. I suppose answering my fan mail could take up a few minutes, so here goes.

Yes, no, maybe, if I feel like it, sometimes, always, never (knock knock knock)

I wonder who that could be?Who is it?

d.: It’s me, d.c., your best human friend and fellow blogger.

C.: How do I know it’s really you?

d.: Come on, Cal.E., it’s raining, as usual when I walk to Wayne Manor

to talk to you.

C.: If you’re really my best human friend and fellow blogger, nurse, author, blogger and sometimes lyricist and television script writer, you would know the password that my third huusband ( and second husband here on earth),

Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by T’s former BFF, business partner with the Triple T Cartel, and former World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag-team partner and now chief rival for T..s’ Six heavy weight WACKO championship belts and now sworn enemy, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby)

and I made up because I’m not tall enough to see through the window on the door…

d.: Cal.E., OPEN THIS DING DANG DOOR NOW!!!

C.: oh, hi, d.c., when did you get here?

d.:: You know very well how long I’ve been knocking on your door…

C.: No, I mean, when did you get into town, and where have you been?

d.: Oh, that. Well, a television producer

liked my idea about Houston Fire, Medical and P.D., but he wanted to change the name to HOUSTON.

C.: And you said ‘no’?

d.: I didn’t, but the producer said that he just didn’t feel that Houston was the right place for my story. He wanted a different market, so we changed venues.

C.: To where?

d.: Peoria, Illinois. I spent time driving around the town in a rental car that I rented at the airport after we landed…

C.: I didn’t know that Peoria was a large enough town to have a major airport.

d.: It isn’t. We had to change planes in Chicago and get on a “puddle jumper” to Peoria. Then, I had to take a bus back to O’Hare airport in Chicago

to rent a car since the airport in Peoria was too small to rent a car from…

C.: Couldn’t you have just rented the car in Chicago and driven to Peoria?

d.:…..;.Anyway, I stayed in a one-star hotel in Peoria

to save money, but the producer was on a shoestring budget and ran out of money quickly. So, now I’m home, waiting on him to raise more money to complete the project.

C.: Well, I’m sorry, d.c. It looks like your show won’t get off the ground for a while.

d.: That’s okay because you of all beings know what today is.

C.: Yes, it’s…

d.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. That’s the end of this cat ta(i)le.

Please join us tomorrow for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.