Cal.E.'s Korner

d.: this note

from my friend, Cal.E.’s

third husband, the six-time heavy weight World Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology champion of the World,

Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, business associate with the Triple T Cartel, and former WACKO tag team partner and now chief rival for T.’s six championship belts and now arch nemesis, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby)

wants me to make all fourteen of Cal.E.’s kittens

leave Wayne Manor

and support themselves. T says he cannot do it, and he did help me out a couple of times with some of my issues with my school, so I do owe him, and he is a pwerful cat.

. Additionally, Cal.E.’s kittens would be middle-aged adults if they were human, so he does have a point. However, Cal.E. is one of my best friends and my writing partner for this blog. In fact, it is named after her….

But I have until Sunday to figure out what to do, and it’s time of my favorite podcast, so I’ll listen to that show first and then figure out what to do.

You are listening to KIND/KEEN Anahuac/Hankamer with the 116^th ranked podcaster in the southeast portion of Southeast Texas, Joe Groan!

Oh, oh, oh, ohhh! It’s time for the Super Bowl, and what a game it will be in two weeks (not). The game features the most hated team in America outside of the northeast portion of the country against, well…who cares? Won’t the rest of the nation, as well as the world, be rooting for the team playing the New England Patriots on any given Sunday? And who’s responsible for all this hatred? Two names always come to mind with this question is asked: Bill Billichik and Tom Brady.

Okay, Tom Brady may not be Tony Romo yet as a television color analyst, but he is improving, just like he did when he was a skinny sixth round draft choice out the University of Michigan. Brady made himself the G.O.A.T. of the NFL by working hard and following the example his coach set for him. That meant that he learned how to cheat and not get caught by the master of deceit himself, Bill Billicheat. He learned to deflate footballs so that his gigantic hands would grip the football even better. I’m sure that he also watched the films of the opponent’s practices that Billicheat obtained against the strict guidelines of the NFL. Heck, this goes down to the high school level. At least, in Texas and other football crazed states it does. Teams send spies to film other teams’ practices and show them to the players all the way to the high school level. Believing that Billicheat was the only one doing this would be naïve, but he got caught. His punishment was, oh, wait, Patriot’s punishment was to pay 500 K in fines and lose a first-round draft choice. Billionaire owner Rober Kraft paid the 500 k. And let’s see, Tom Brady, the greatest of all time was a…sixth round draft choice? As for Biillcheat, he wasn’t suspended or fined personally. Do you think any other team or coach would have gotten such a light punishment? As if!

As for the G.O.A.T., he proved himself by winning a record seventh Super Bowl with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, once the laughingstock team of the NFL. Brady deserves his title as the G.O.A.T., but Billicheat hasn’t done anything since he “let the G.O.A.T. go to another team without compensation. In other words, he fired Tom Brady. Brilliance or arrogance? Biillicheat was recently given the deadly “vote of confidence” by his athletic director. In other words, “you have a year to improve on a 4-8 record. Don’t screw it up or else you’re out the door. Good riddance, I say. Billicheat made his living off cheating and Brady’s greatness, as well as Brady’s “Jordan Rules” treatment by NFL officials. The greatest coach of all time? Not even close. Give me a Sean Payton, who took the hapless New Orleans Saints to the Super Bowl, and beat future hall of fame QB Payton Manning and the Colts. He would have been to another Super Bowl if his quarterback hadn’t broken his ankle in the divisional round win. For the Denver Broncos. The Seatle Seahawks will now go to the Super Bowl to face the Patriots, but look for a tightly contested game with some questionable calls by the officials that will lead to the hated Patriots garnering their seventh Super Bowl win, and for Drake Maye to be declared the second coming of Tom Brady, as well as the MVP of the Sper Bown.

This has been Joe Groan, with one man’s (correct) opinion.