Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Oh, hi T. Puppy Katt. Who’s your new friend?

d..: It’s the dog from down the street. T. Puppy walks by her house and barks “hello” almost every day. Finally, the dog’s human opened the gate and let T. Puppy play with her, so this is their second play date.

C.: A home and home schedule, I suppose. Speaking of which, why are you out here with T. Puppy and her new friend?

d.: Well, it’s like this, Cal.E. Do you remember the procedure I had done on my heart a couple of weeks ago?

C.: The minor one?

d.: You can say that because it wasn’t done on you. Minor procedures are done on other people, not you!

C.: Okay, what about the procedure?

d.: Well, the doctor said that I could get off  my blood pressure medication afterwards, but to keep an eye on my readings.

C.: That sounds reasonable. Anyway, go ahead with your story.

d.: Well, I got off my blood pressure medicine, and my blood pressure has been up and down since, but within normal limits. Today, though, it dropped to this.

C.: Wow! I didn’t know that blood pressure could drop that low on a conscious person.

d.: It’s low alright, and I got low readings in both arms. Thinking I was a little dehydrated, I drank a lot of water, but it was still low.

C.: So, what did you do?

d.: Well, one way to elevate your blood pressure is to get angry, so I picked an argument with Eudora.

C.: About what?

d.: Eudora said that she had invited a couple of our friends over for dinner tonight, and I suppose she might have had a headache as well…

C.: You have friends besides me, T. Puppy Kat

and my third husband, the six-time World Association of Cat-fighting and Ornithology heavy weight champion of the world, Tucker Two,

a.ka. The CaT Fighter Formerly Known As the Tuxedo (who really needs a  shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, business partner with the Triple T  Cartel and former WACKO tag team partner and now chief rival for T. six heavy weight championship belts and arch nemesis, the Original Triple T, tom the Tabby?)

d.: Yes, but none that I like very much, well not all the time anyway.

C.:  So, did that elevate your blood pressure enough?

d.: Yes, to this.

C.: Wow! That’s high. I suppose that the fight with Eudora is why you’re out here in the Dawg House.

d.: That is correct.

C.: Oh, I almost forgot the reason I rode T.'s motorcycle over here. Do you emember when T said that he would ask you to do him a favor? 

The god father

d.: Vaguely, why?

C.: Well, he said to give you this note,

and you’d understand and know what to do..

d.: Let me read this. OH NO! I can’t do that! T got results, but this is something I’d rather not do…

C.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Tune in tomorrow for another cat ta(i)le

and see if d.c. breaks his promise to T. Right here on Cal.E.’s Korner.