Cal.e.'s Korner

 Later that same day….

d.: (ring) Oh,, hi, Cal.E.

I’m glad I caught you. I'm so excited about this show that I just couldn't wait another day to tell you the detaisl Is your third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a.

The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo

(who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by T.’s former BFF, business partner with the Triple T Cartel and former World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology Cat-Fighting Tag-team partner and now mortal enemy and chief rival for T.’s six WACKO heavy weight Cat fighting title belts, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby with you?

C.: Er…yes.

d.: Then put me on speaker. T., I have the best idea for a television show. See, this former NSA agent

Burn Notice

who’s been burnt must live a normal life, so he decides to become a sous chef. However, he sees too much bad in the world, so, by night, he’s a vigilante. He’s forbidden from using a traditional weapon because of an accident he had while working with the NSA, so he uses pepper spray;

specifically, McCormick’s pepper. And… he lives just inside of the 610 South loop in Houston. I call it  “Newcastle and McCormick. What do y’all think?

T.: ….I’d like to comment, d.c., but we’re out of time for today, so that’s the end of this cat ta(i)le.

Please join us next time for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.