Cal.E.'s Korner

d: Hey, Cal.E., while I’m taking T. Puppy

for her work out, I was just calling to congratulate you on a good show last night. Everyone is talking about it.

C.: Everyone?

d.:   Well, maybe not quite everyone.

C.: Just people with satellite radio?

d.: Well, maybe not everyone with satellite radio.

C.: Everyone with satellite radio who’s awake between one and two in the morning?

d.: Well, maybe not quite that many people.

C.: Everyone who has satellite radio, who’s awake between one and two in the morning and can access WALK/WHEN, THE HEN, CONROE CUT-N-SHOOT?

d.: Well, maybe not quite that many people.

C.: Everyone in Greater Houston who has satellite radio and is awake between one and two in the morning and has access to WALK/WHEN, THE HEN, Conroe/Cut-N-Shoot?

d.: Well, maybe not that many people.

C.: Then who, pray tell, besides you, was listening to my podcast last night?

d.: Well, there was another guy on my street who had his lights on at one-thirty a.m. He could have been listening to you as well.

C.: So, possibly two of you?

d.: Well…..yes.

C.: (Heavy sigh).