d: Hey, Cal.E., while I’m taking T. Puppy
for her work out, I was just calling to congratulate you on a good show last night. Everyone is talking about it.
C.: Everyone?
d.: Well, maybe not quite everyone.
C.: Just people with satellite radio?
d.: Well, maybe not everyone with satellite radio.
C.: Everyone with satellite radio who’s awake between one and two in the morning?
d.: Well, maybe not quite that many people.
C.: Everyone who has satellite radio, who’s awake between one and two in the morning and can access WALK/WHEN, THE HEN, CONROE CUT-N-SHOOT?
d.: Well, maybe not quite that many people.
C.: Everyone in Greater Houston who has satellite radio and is awake between one and two in the morning and has access to WALK/WHEN, THE HEN, Conroe/Cut-N-Shoot?
d.: Well, maybe not that many people.
C.: Then who, pray tell, besides you, was listening to my podcast last night?
d.: Well, there was another guy on my street who had his lights on at one-thirty a.m. He could have been listening to you as well.
C.: So, possibly two of you?
d.: Well…..yes.
C.: (Heavy sigh).
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