C.: Hello, I’m Cal.E. Katt, the host of Cal.E.’s Korner. We’re here today with an announced guest, and a surprise one. The second guest is such a surprise that even I don’t know who it is. S/he’ll be here for the second segment of the blog. Right now, though, please help me welcome a return guest. He’s back by popular demand, ladies, gentlemen, nonbinary individuals and animals of all descriptions, please help me welcome Mr. Justin Case!
“Justin, I understand that you and your former employer, the former Houston Oilers, for whose replacement team you were the backup quarterback, have had a mutual parting of the ways. Would you care to expound on that?"
JC: No.
C.:…Well, there must be something that you can tell about what caused this situation.
JC.: Well, yes.
C.:…And what is that?
JC.: The team moved and didn’t leave a forwarding address. So, I’m now looking for a new jub.
C.: I see. So, as long as you’ve been alive, you must have some experience with some other line of work.
JC.: Yes, that is correct.
C.:….Would you care to expound on that?
JC.: Well, before I became a professional backup quarterback, I was the sound effects person for the moving pictures.
C.: The “moving picuttres?”
JC.: Yes, silent pictures were no longer popular, so the movie people started the Talkies, and I was the sounde effects person for all of the really big moving picture people.
C.: Okay, maybe you could give us a demonstration of your skills. Would you like to do that?
JC.: Sure…..oh, you mean right now. Okay. Bam….pow….zing. How was that?
C.: Well, you might be a little rusty, but you do know that computers now handle things like that, right?
JC: They do? Infernal machines are gonna take everyone’s job I warned people but did the listen? NO!!
Now, I’m unemployed at the tender age of eighty-four. What am I gonna do for the next fifty or sixty years?
C.: …I’m sure that you’ll figure it out. And now, we have, as our surprise guest…MEOW Z. TONGUE?!!!
d.: Hm.. either my screen is frozen, or Cal.E. needs to gather her wits to talk to her guest, iI looks like the latter, so that’s all the time we have for today, folks. , so we’ll see y’all tomorrow on another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner
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