Cal.E.'s Korner

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But committed no crime

And bad mistakes

I've made a few

I've had my share of sand

Kicked in my face

But I've come through

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions, my friends

And we'll keep on fighting till the end

We are the champions

We are the champions

No time for losers'

Cause we are the champions of the World

I've taken my bows

And my curtain calls

You brought me fame and fortune

And everything that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no bed of roses

No pleasure cruise

I consider it a challenge before

the human race

And I ain't gonna lose

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions, my friends

And we'll keep on fighting till the end

We are the champions

We are the champions

No time for losers'

Cause we are the champions of the World

We are the champions, my friends

And we'll keep on fighting till the end

We are the champions

We are the champions

No time for losers

'Cause we are the champions of the World

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Freddie Mercury

We Are the Champions lyrics © Queen Music Limited

C.: I guess, when I made my ex-husband cry on camera yesterday,

it ruined his reputation, and he decided to pull out of the political race for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats. With crazy old Tom out of the way, all I need to worry about is Ronald Dump, the independent challenger.

Ronald’s family made its fortune from inventing trucks that had a large enough bed to empty all the cat litter boxes on the whole planet, so he’ll be tough to beat. Cats have very sensitive noses, so his family’s business is very popular, as is his family.

Sure, I've made my share of mistakes, but I've committed no crimes (on this planet, anyway...Not in a while, anyway. I did my time for that, though). It's been no bed of roses to run in this election, it was certainly no pleasure cruise. But, if I can get enough votes, I'll be the champion of the election.

If I can just defeat Ronald Dump in the next election for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats, I’ll be the champion of my native world. I've paid my dues, and I have no time for losers; so, I'll keep on fighting tell the end. I should win this election, unless....

d.: That's all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow ofor antoher episode of Cal.E.'s Korner.