Cal.E.'s Korner

That's great, it starts with an earthquake

Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes

And Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn

World serves its own needs

Don't mis-serve your own needs

Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength

The ladder starts to clatter

With a fear of height, down, height

Wire in a fire, represent the seven games

And a government for hire and a combat site

Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry

With the Furies breathing down your neck

Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped

Look at that low plane, fine, then

Uh oh, overflow, population, common group

But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself

World serves its own needs, listen to your sun bleed

Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light

Feeling pretty psyched

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower

Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn

Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting

Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate

Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down

Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh

This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies

Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline

It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

I feel fine (I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide

Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein

Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs

Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom

You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: John Michael Stipe / Michael E. Mills / Peter Lawrence Buck / William Thomas Berry

It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

CAL.E.’S KORNER, IN COOPPERATION WITH THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES PRESENTS

  THE GOD CAT PART FORTY-SEVEN

Screen play written by d.c. scot.

Directed by d.c.scot

Adapted from a blog post by d.c. scot.

Starring: d.c. scott

Tom the Tabby.

T Puppy Katt

And, as the bad guy. Meow Z. Tongue.

d.: Well, it may be the end of the world as we know it if I can’t get a message to Meow Z. Tongue,

but T. Puppy Katt is the baby of my family, and she’s hurt. She needs her daddy to take care of her. She’s done for the year, and her team, the Port Author Poodles lost to the Seabrook Sea Turtles last night.

The Sea Turtles are the slowest team on land, so they’re last in the triple z league of minor league baseball, but don’t try to play them in water polo! Anyway, without T. Puppy’s speed and defense in centerfield and her speed at the top of the order, it’s all but assured that the Poodles won’t make the playoffs this year.

The good part is that the Astros realized how important T. Puppy was to the team, so they want to promote her all the way up to the D. League nest year. She could be playing for the Dickinson Deli Dogs if her right hind leg heals properly. That fits my puppy's personality, because she is a hotdog. However, the parent team wants to send her to a vet clinic for the winter to rehab her leg. From there she’ll go to the batting cages to work on her hitting. They also have machines to help strengthen her arm, so she’ll be doing rehab all winter, and she needs her daddy with her. I suppose it’s time to make the dreaded phone call to the only cat I know that is fluent in both English and Catonese and isn’t too busy to help me.

I called Tom the Tabby yesterday, but he was busy and we ran out of time before I could negotiate a price for him to get the message to Meow Z. Tongue not to destroy the Earth based on a report that Cal.E. made before she went back to her home planet to run for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats. I’ll call Tom back now.

(Ring). “Hi, Triple T, have you thought about my proposal any since yesterday?

TTT.: I have given this my full attention, d.c., and I have come up wit' a solution. Since you do not have the 10 k liquid cash that I require to help you, I will do this for you as a favor. But, since you’ve come to me on this, the day that the world may be destroyed by a giant talking cat; some day, I may ask you to do me a favah

d.: And what would that be?

TTT.: As you know, the Triple T Cartel has many enemies, and I’m in charge of that entity. Since you work at both The Human Kennel and the Animal Kennel, I may need you to make some of those enemies disappear when they’re caught and thrown into The Kennel.

d.: I’m not going to kill some innocent cats before they stand trial. They may be innocent of the crimes they’re accused of.

TTT..: My friend, the fate of the world may rest in your and my hands. Now, I ask you, is it worth saving one possibly innocent life at the expense of the whole world?

d.: Well….

That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E’s Korner.