That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes
And Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs
Don't mis-serve your own needs
Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter
With a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the Furies breathing down your neck
Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your sun bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
I feel fine (I feel fine)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: John Michael Stipe / Michael E. Mills / Peter Lawrence Buck / William Thomas Berry
It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
CAL.E.’S KORNER, IN COOPPERATION WITH THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES PRESENTS
THE GOD CAT PART FORTY-SEVEN
Screen play written by d.c. scot.
Directed by d.c.scot
Adapted from a blog post by d.c. scot.
Starring: d.c. scott
Tom the Tabby.
T Puppy Katt
And, as the bad guy. Meow Z. Tongue.
d.: Well, it may be the end of the world as we know it if I can’t get a message to Meow Z. Tongue,
but T. Puppy Katt is the baby of my family, and she’s hurt. She needs her daddy to take care of her. She’s done for the year, and her team, the Port Author Poodles lost to the Seabrook Sea Turtles last night.
The Sea Turtles are the slowest team on land, so they’re last in the triple z league of minor league baseball, but don’t try to play them in water polo! Anyway, without T. Puppy’s speed and defense in centerfield and her speed at the top of the order, it’s all but assured that the Poodles won’t make the playoffs this year.
The good part is that the Astros realized how important T. Puppy was to the team, so they want to promote her all the way up to the D. League nest year. She could be playing for the Dickinson Deli Dogs if her right hind leg heals properly. That fits my puppy's personality, because she is a hotdog. However, the parent team wants to send her to a vet clinic for the winter to rehab her leg. From there she’ll go to the batting cages to work on her hitting. They also have machines to help strengthen her arm, so she’ll be doing rehab all winter, and she needs her daddy with her. I suppose it’s time to make the dreaded phone call to the only cat I know that is fluent in both English and Catonese and isn’t too busy to help me.
I called Tom the Tabby yesterday, but he was busy and we ran out of time before I could negotiate a price for him to get the message to Meow Z. Tongue not to destroy the Earth based on a report that Cal.E. made before she went back to her home planet to run for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats. I’ll call Tom back now.
(Ring). “Hi, Triple T, have you thought about my proposal any since yesterday?
TTT.: I have given this my full attention, d.c., and I have come up wit' a solution. Since you do not have the 10 k liquid cash that I require to help you, I will do this for you as a favor. But, since you’ve come to me on this, the day that the world may be destroyed by a giant talking cat; some day, I may ask you to do me a favah
d.: And what would that be?
TTT.: As you know, the Triple T Cartel has many enemies, and I’m in charge of that entity. Since you work at both The Human Kennel and the Animal Kennel, I may need you to make some of those enemies disappear when they’re caught and thrown into The Kennel.
d.: I’m not going to kill some innocent cats before they stand trial. They may be innocent of the crimes they’re accused of.
TTT..: My friend, the fate of the world may rest in your and my hands. Now, I ask you, is it worth saving one possibly innocent life at the expense of the whole world?
d.: Well….
That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E’s Korner.
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