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Cal.E.'s Korner


D.: Well, here I am in Oxford, Mississippi, and I still cannot find you, Cal.E. Please give me

a hint as to where you’ve been and where you’ll be so I can meet you.





I was totin'; my pack along the dusty Winnemucca road


When along came a semi with a high an' canvas-covered load


"If you're goin'; to Winnemucca, Mack, with me you can ride"


And so I climbed into the cab, and then I settled down inside


He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand


And I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here land"


I've been everywhere, man


I've been everywhere, man


Crossed the deserts bare, man


I've breathed the mountain air, man


Of travel I've had my share, man


I've been everywhere


I';ve been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota


Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota


Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma


Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma


Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo


Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer


I''ve been everywhere, man


I've been everywhere, man


Crossed the deserts bare, man


I've breathed the mountain air, man


Of travel I've had my share, man


I've been everywhere


I was totin'; my pack along the dusty Winnemucca road


When along came a semi with a high an'; canvas-covered load


"If you're goin' to Winnemucca, Mack, with me you can ride"


And so I climbed into the cab, and then I settled down inside


He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand


And I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here land"


I've been everywhere, man


I've been everywhere, man


Crossed the deserts bare, man


I've breathed the mountain air, man


Of travel I've had my share, man


I've been everywhere


I've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota


Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota


Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma


Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma


Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo


Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer


I've been everywhere, man


I've been everywhere, man


Crossed the deserts bare, man


I've breathed the mountain air, man


Of travel I've had my share, man


I've been everywhere


I've been to Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana


Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana


Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa


Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa


Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake


Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake


I've been everywhere, man


I've been everywhere, man


Crossed the desert's bare, man


I've breathed the mountain air, man


Of travel I've had my share, man


I''ve been everywhere


I've been to Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika


Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica


Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport


Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport


Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,


Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean


I've been everywhere, man


I've been everywhere, man


Crossed the desert's bare, man


I've breathed the mountain air, man


Of travel 'Ive had my share, man


I've been everywhere


I've been to Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelburg, Colorado


Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, El Dorado


Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika


Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika


Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City


Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity


I've been everywhere, man


I've been everywhere, man


Crossed the desert's bare, man


I've breathed the mountain air, man


Of travel I've had my share, man


I've been everywhere


I've been everywhere

Source: Musixmatch


Songwriters: Geoff Mack / Michael J. Faubion


I’ve Been Everywhere lyrics © Rightsong Music Inc., Rightsong Music, Inc.


D.: ??? Cal.E., where am I supposed to meet you to plan our defense against Meow Z.

Tongue?




C.: When Louis came home to the flat,

He hung up his coat and his hat,


He gazed all around


But no wifey he found


So he said "Where can Flossy be at"


A note on the table he spied


He read it just once then he cried


It read St. Louis dear it's toos low for me here


So I think I will go for a ride Oh


Meet me in St. Louis, Louis


Meet me at the fair,


Don't tell me the lights are shining


Any place but there


We will dance the hoochie koochie


I will be your tootsie wootsie


If you will meet me in st. Louis, Louis,


Meet me at the fair


*Meet me in st. Louis, Louis


Meet me at the fair


Don't tell me the lights are shining


Any place but there*


We will dance the hoochie koochie


I will be your tootsie wootsie


If you will meet me in St. Louis, Louis


Meet me at the fair


Source: LyricFind


Songwriters: Andrew Sterling / F.A. Mills


Meet Me in St Louis lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Warner Chappell Music, Inc


d.: Well, I only know of one St. Louis, and it’s in Missouri. I guess I need to go online and

buy a plane ticket to St. Louis, Missouri… oh, wait, Cal.E.’s sending me another message

by text.







Amarillo by morniin';


Up from San Antone


Everything that I got


Is just what I've got on


When that Sun is high


In that Texas sky


I'll be buckin' at the county fair


Amarillo by mornin';


Amarillo I'll be there


They took my saddle in Houston


Broke my leg in Santa Fe


Lost my wife and a girlfriend


Somewhere along the way


But I'll be lookin'; for eight


When they pull that gate


And I hope that


Judge ain';t blind


Amarillo by mornin'


Amarillo's on my mind


Amarillo by mornin'


Up from San Antone


Everything that I got


Is just what I've got on


I ain't got a dime


But what I've got is mine


I ain';t rich


But Lord, I'm free


Amarillo by mornin'


Amarillo's where I'll be


Amarillo by mornin'


Amarillo's where 'll be


Source: Musixmatch


Songwriters: Terry Stafford / Paul Alexander Fraser


Amarillo by Morning lyrics © Cotillion Music Inc., Terry Stafford Music


D.: Thank goodness I finally know where Cal.E. wants to meet, and it’s not Amarillo,

Texas.


“Yes, hello El Cheapo Airlines of the Southwestern Portion of Southeast Texas. I’d like to

buy a one-way ticket to…oh, wait, I can drive there more easily than flying. It’s not that far

from Houston, and I need to take my truck onto the highway for a trip. I’ll just drive there

and meet Cal.E. at a predetermined location.


C.: Tune in tomorrow, folks, and find out where d.c. and I are going to meet and keep the

earth from being destroyed by the giant cat and Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy, Meow

Z. Tongue, right here on Cal.E.’s Korner.ve been to Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana


Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana


Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa


Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa


Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake


Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake


I've been everywhere, man


I've been everywhere, man


Crossed the desert's bare, man


I've breathed the mountain air, man


Of travel I've had my share, man


I've been everywhere


I've been to Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika


Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica


Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport


Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport


Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,


Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean


I've been everywhere, man


I've been everywhere, man


Crossed the desert's bare, man


I've breathed the mountain air, man


Of travel I've had my share, man


I've been everywhere


I've been to Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelburg, Colorado


Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, El Dorado


Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika


Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika


Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City


Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity


I've been everywhere, man


I've been everywhere, man


Crossed the desert's bare, man


I've breathed the mountain air, man


Of travel I've had my share, man


I've been everywhere


I've been everywhere

Source: Musixmatch


Songwriters: Geoff Mack / Michael J. Faubion


I’ve Been Everywhere lyrics © Rightsong Music Inc., Rightsong Music, Inc.


D.: ??? Cal.E., where am I supposed to meet you to plan our defense against Meow Z.

Tongue?


C.: When Louis came home to the flat,

He hung up his coat and his hat,


He gazed all around


But no wifey he found


So he said "Where can Flossy be at"


A note on the table he spied


He read it just once then he cried


It read 'Louis dear it's toos low for me here


So I think I will go for a ride Oh


Meet me in St. Louis, Louis


Meet me at the fair,


Don't tell me the lights are shining


Any place but there


We will dance the hoochie koochie


I will be your tootsie wootsie


If you will meet me in st. Louis, Louis,


Meet me at the fair


*Meet me in st. Louis, Louis


Meet me at the fair


Don't tell me the lights are shining


Any place but there*


We will dance the hoochie koochie


I will be your tootsie wootsie


If you will meet me in St. Louis, Louis


Meet me at the fair


Source: LyricFind


Songwriters: Andrew Sterling / F.A. Mills


Meet Me in St Louis lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Warner Chappell Music, Inc


D.: Well, I only know of one St. Louis, and it’s in Missouri. I guess I need to go online and

buy a plane ticket to St. Louis, Missouri… oh, wait, Cal.E.’s sending me another message

by text.


Amarillo by mornin'


Up from San Antone


Everything that I got


Is just what I've got on


When that Sun is high


In that Texas sky


I'll be buckin' at the county fair


Amarillo by mornin'


Amarillo I'll be there


They took my saddle in Houston


Broke my leg in Santa Fe


Lost my wife and a girlfriend


Somewhere along the way


But I'll be lookin' for eight


When they pull that gate


And I hope that


Judge ain't blind


Amarillo by mornin'


Amarillo's on my mind


Amarillo by mornin'


Up from San Antone


Everything that I got


Is just what I've got on


I ain't got a dime


But what I've got is mine


I ain't rich


But Lord, I'm free


Amarillo by mornin'


Amarillo's where I'll be


Amarillo by mornin'


Amarillo's where I'll be


Source: Musixmatch


Songwriters: Terry Stafford / Paul Alexander Fraser


Amarillo by Morning lyrics © Cotillion Music Inc., Terry Stafford Music


D.: Thank goodness I finally know where Cal.E. wants to meet, and it’s not Amarillo,

Texas.


“Yes, hello El Cheapo Airlines of the Southwestern Portion of Southeast Texas. I’d like to

buy a one-way ticket to…oh, wait, I can drive there more easily than flying. It’s not that far

from Houston, and I need to take my truck onto the highway for a trip. I’ll just drive there

and meet Cal.E. at a predetermined location.


C.: Tune in tomorrow, folks, and find out where d.c. and I are going to meet and keep the

earth from being destroyed by the giant cat and Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy, Meow

Z. Tongue, right here on Cal.E.’s Korner.

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