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Cal.E.'s Korner




That's great, it starts with an earthquake

Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes

And Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn

World serves its own needs

Don't mis-serve your own needs

Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength

The ladder starts to clatter

With a fear of height, down, height

Wire in a fire, represent the seven games

And a government for hire and a combat site

Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry

With the Furies breathing down your neck

Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped

Look at that low plane, fine, then

Uh oh, overflow, population, common group

But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself

World serves its own needs, listen to your sun bleed

Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light

Feeling pretty psyched

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower

Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn

Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting

Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate

Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down

Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh

This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies

Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline

It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

I feel fine (I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide

Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein

Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs

Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom

You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: John Michael Stipe / Michael E. Mills / Peter Lawrence Buck / William Thomas Berry

It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group


M.: Cal.E., why haven’t you done what you’re here to do? I gave you control of this corner of the galaxy with specific instructions to destroy this planet after you commandeer all of its resources! Why haven’t you drop kicked this planet through the goal posts of life, as your plea bargain ordered you to do after you ate your husband, King Tom’s meal prepared for royalty?




C.: Sir, this planet has some good people and animals on it–


M. Like who?!


C.: Well, we’re both on it now, so…


M.: What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some cats, you just can't reach.

So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way she wants it. Well, she gets it.





And I don't like it anymore than you Cal.E., but something must be done before these humans destroy the universe!


C.: you haven’t, by any chance, been watching old movies, like “Cool Hand Luke,” have you, Meow?


M.: Why would you ask me that? I’m the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy. That makes me your superior in every way. You must obey my orders or face the consequences. Are we clear?!


C.: Crystal. 


M.: DISMISSED!


C.:  (ring) d.c. I need your help.




d.: With what?




C.: Well, it’s a long story, and I don’t have much time. Just suffice it to say that I’m on a suicide mission that’s 98% certain to fail.


d.: So, if it’s a virtual guarantee that you won’t succeed, why should I help you?


C.: d.c., how many surgeries of yours were caused by something that was within the two percent margin of error for the condition that you were operated on for?


d.: Let’s, see. That would be…all of them. Okay, Cal.E., what do you need help with?


C.: I would tell you now, but we’re out of time for today. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.



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