C.: Help!! Help!! I'm in here!
d.: Cal.E. Is that you? Where are you?
C.: I'm locked in this closet! Help me get out!
d.: Okay, I'll just unlock it and ... Hey what are you doing, Buddy Bones?!
Buddy Bones: Get in there with Cal.E. before I bite you grrrr.
d.: OKay, I'm going! Where are your mom and dad?
B.: I bit Mom on the nose so that Dad would have to take her to the hospital. With you two in the closet, I can take control of this house. I will just lock the door and take a nap, then I will let ALL the dogs out. We will be in control! zzzz
d.: I cannot get us out of here. He put a chair under the doorknob. We will just have to wait until your mom and dad come home. I hope they can control Buddy Bones! Are you okay, though, Cal.E. I know that you are claustrophobic (which is weird for a cat).
C.: I will just find my center by contemplating the questions the universe cannot answer.
d.: Like what?
C.: Like, if there are four quarters in a dollar, a basketball game, and a football game, why is there only one quarterback on a football team? Shouldn't there be four? And how can a basketball team have two centers on the court at the same time? By definition, isn't there only one center? And what does a shortstop do in baseball? a pitcher pitches, a catcher catches, a first baseman stands close to first base, etc. only the shortstop is not named after his position on the field. Also, if we can put a man on the moon and split an atom, why can man not find a preventative for cancer? Also, if we all evolved from one single-celled organism, and matter is neither created nor destroyed, where did the single-celled organism come from? Also, if Ohio and Indiana are in the Eastern Time Zone, how can they be considered "Midwestern States?" But, mainly, I wonder...
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