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Cal.E.'s Corner


C.: Help!! Help!! I'm in here!

d.: Cal.E. Is that you? Where are you?

C.: I'm locked in this closet! Help me get out!

d.: Okay, I'll just unlock it and ... Hey what are you doing, Buddy Bones?!



Buddy Bones: Get in there with Cal.E. before I bite you grrrr.

d.: OKay, I'm going! Where are your mom and dad?



B.: I bit Mom on the nose so that Dad would have to take her to the hospital. With you two in the closet, I can take control of this house. I will just lock the door and take a nap, then I will let ALL the dogs out. We will be in control! zzzz




d.: I cannot get us out of here. He put a chair under the doorknob. We will just have to wait until your mom and dad come home. I hope they can control Buddy Bones! Are you okay, though, Cal.E. I know that you are claustrophobic (which is weird for a cat).

C.: I will just find my center by contemplating the questions the universe cannot answer.

d.: Like what?

C.: Like, if there are four quarters in a dollar, a basketball game, and a football game, why is there only one quarterback on a football team? Shouldn't there be four? And how can a basketball team have two centers on the court at the same time? By definition, isn't there only one center? And what does a shortstop do in baseball? a pitcher pitches, a catcher catches, a first baseman stands close to first base, etc. only the shortstop is not named after his position on the field. Also, if we can put a man on the moon and split an atom, why can man not find a preventative for cancer? Also, if we all evolved from one single-celled organism, and matter is neither created nor destroyed, where did the single-celled organism come from? Also, if Ohio and Indiana are in the Eastern Time Zone, how can they be considered "Midwestern States?" But, mainly, I wonder...

Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin' Yippie yi yo And everybody havin' a ball Yippie yi yo I tell the fellas start the name callin' Yippie yi yo And the girls respond to the call I heard a woman shout out Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? I see de dance people had a ball 'Coz she really want to skip town Get back, Gruffy, back, Scruffy Get back you flea infested mongrel Gonna tell myself, "Hey, man, no get angry" Yippie yi yo To any girls callin' them canine Yippie yi yo But they tell me, "Hey, man, it's part of the party? Yippie yi yo You put a woman in front and her man behind I heard woman shout out Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Say, a doggy is nuttin' if he don' have a bone All doggy, hold ya' bone, all doggy, hold it A doggy is nuttin' if he don' have a bone All doggy, hold ya' bone, all doggy, hold it Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? I see de dance people had a ball 'Coz she really want to skip town Get back, Gruffy, back, Scruffy Get back you flea infested mongrel Well, if I am a dog, the party is on I gotta get my groove 'cause my mind done gone Do you see the rays comin' from my eye Walkin' through the place that Digi-man is breakin' it down? Me and my white short shorts And I can't see color, any color will do I'll stick on you, that's why they call me 'Pit bull' 'Cause I'm the man of the land When they see me they say, ? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? d.: Buddy Bones, don't you remember?


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