d.: Hello, and welcome to the one-hundredth blog posting Ca.lE’s Corner. I don’t know where the host is. Let me see if I can find her.
"CAL.E.! Where are you?"
C.: In here d.c. Give me a minute. I am just um, “reading the sports section.” (flush).
d.: So that is where my newspaper went! I have been looking all over the house for that! What were you doing with the sports section, Cal.E.? C.: I was just reading the most fascinating article.
d.: About what? C.: Injury reports and players in the NFL on the Covid list.
d.: Why did you need NFL injury reports? You are not betting with Tom the Tabby again, are you? Your mom and dad told me not to let you gamble or have ANY catnip while you were staying with me, They don’t need to be worried about a cat with broken legs while they are on their Christmas cruise. They trusted me to keep you safe, so that is what I am going to do, even if I have to put you back into rehab!
C.: No, I am not going to bet with Tom the Tabby. I learned my lesson when I was “inside” and the Astros lost the World Series.
d.: How did you place bets while you were in rehab? I thought that the officers checked everyone before they came into the facility for contraband, like tip sheets and betting forms.
C.: They do. But Tom has friends in “low places.” One can bet or get what s/he is addicted to on the “inside.” It is not that hard. But I am done with Tom, betting, and catnip, d.c. You can trust me.
d.: Okay. I will take you at your word. Did you know that this is the one hundredth blog posting of “Cal.E.’s Corner?" C.: Oh boy! What did you get me to celebrate? Catnip? A cat toy? A cat toy dipped in catnip?
d.: No, Cal.E. I was going to have a guest for this posting, Clive Cuthbert. He is the bass player for the obsessive/compulsive acid rock band, OC/DC.
C.: I have never heard of Clive, OR OC/DC.
d.: Neither has anyone else. It is a real shame, because they would have been really big if they could just stop playing the first chord of the first song they wrote.! I guess that is what Clive is doing now, still playing that first chord of the first song he and his band wrote.
C.: You HAVE been hanging around me for fat too long, d.c. Our one hundred blog postings have given you MY sense of humor. That is NOT good.
d.: Well, since Clive will not be joining us, I guess we will cut this segment a little short.
C.: Okay, d.c. I will talk to you tomorrow, then.
This has been Cal.E. Kat and d.c. scot, with the one hundredth blog posting of Cal.E.’s Corner. We are reminding y'all to always be yourselves, because identity theft is VERY wrong.
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