Cal.E. is calling me. She said that she has some exciting news.
d.: Hi, Cal.E. What is so exciting?
C.: It is December, so Mom and Dad said that I could pick out a Christmas movie to watch. I decided on the greatest Christmas movie of all time, "Die Hard!" It is on YouTube.
d.: I think you may be confused, Cal.E. "Die Hard" is a good movie, but I don't really consider it to be a Christmas movie.
C.: Why? It has all the elements that make a GREAT movie. Suspense, danger, and excitement! AND it
is set in December, even though it came out in the summer. D.: You are right about it being a good movie, but I don't think that YouTube shows movies from the 1980s, does it?
c.: Sure! It has the star stealing a school bus and leading the local police on a low-speed chase through rush hour traffic in Houston. I actually met the main character in the movie. He was in rehab when I was "inside." He is a German Shepard.
d.: I know German Shepherds are smart dogs, but I don't think that one is capable of driving a school bus or starring in a movie. Were there any kids on the school bus when your friend stole it?
C.: No, but that incident is why he was in rehab, I think. I guess dogs just cannot handle catnip (like I can).
d.: I guess not, Cal.E. I think that you may have been watching your friend's arrest video on YouTube. It does have things like that on it. As far as the catnip, aren't you supposed to be back in rehab?
C.: Mom and Dad said that I could stay out until after Christmas. I may be able to stay out longer if I stay away from catnip. I will try very hard to do that. I do NOT want to be like my friend, the German Shepherd. He has been in rehab three times. This was only my second time.
d.: One more makes three, Cal.E. Just try to stay out of trouble (and away from the catnip).
C.: Will do, d.c. I must take my third nap of the day now. Adios, my friend!
d.: Goodbye, Cal.E. I will talk to you tomorrow.
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