Buddy Bones: Let’s see. For a right triangle, the sum of the sides squared is equal to the hypotenuse squared. So, if I take that knowledge, and apply it to the force of the wind at maximum force, then use Einstein’s theory of relativity, I can invent a perpetual motion machine that will supply the world with power. The I will rule the world! Hahaha... Okay, let’s see. Oh yes, E=mc squared…
Oh, hi. I didn’t notice you there. I was just um…quoting my favorite character on my favorite television show. I am just a dumb dog, after all. I do not know anything about math, or politics, or…not buying it, huh? I thought not.
Listen, if you keep mum about this, I will cut you in on some of my profits when I oversee the only energy source the world has to offer. This will be after I “accidentally” stumble upon evidence that electricity causes cancer. Then, I will convince everyone that both petroleum and nuclear energy are detrimental to the environment.
Of course, I will need to do the math to determine how much each of you will get as your cut of the profits. It is a complicated formula, one that you simpleton humans would not understand. I will be the only one who understands the formula. Now, I must get back into character, because I hear Cal.E. coming, and I do NOT want her to know about this! Remember, mums the word.
MMM! Food good! Want more! Please, please, please, please! More food! More food! More food!
C.: Dumb dog! All he thinks about is food. We cats have much more complicated things to occupy our minds, like when and where to nap and when we should groom ourselves and where to scratch. It is a more complicated life for cats like me than simply begging for a few morsels of food from humans and scratching and sleeping! Cats are much more intelligent than dogs! We are the most intelligent beings on the face of the earth! (Now, where did I put my work i.d.?) I must have it so that I can get into The Kennel for my sixteen -our shift tonight. Then, I will get a mere eight hours off before I go back to work another sixteen-hour shift. All while Buddy Bones sleeps, eats, poops, and scratches himself. He will get the same treatment as me, and all the food he wants to eat. He will have shelter from the weather elements and wild animals, just like me, but he does not need to do anything to earn it! Stupid dog! He is not intelligent enough to know how dumb he is!
There is my i.d. card. I must hurry because I do not want to be late for work!
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