Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Well, that was a good concert last night, and the pay was good. I got this awesome shoe thrown up on the stage in appreciation of our music.

I suppose caterwauling is appreciated in Southeast Texas. That’s a good thing, because the RoCKats,

Ralph, my son and the RoCKats bass player….

I said BASS player

and I have a few more dates to play in back allies in this area. Let’s see, the is Beaumont, so next we’ll play in the back allies behind the aesthetically pleasing fences of the big town of Anahuac.

after the bus takes us there.

Maybe I can get another shoe like this one to wear when my third husband, (and second here on earth),

The seven-time World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology cat-fighting champion of the world,

Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, business partner with the Triple T Cartel and former WACKO fact-fighting tag-team partner and now chief WACKO rival and arch nemesis, the cat T fought and defeated for the middleweight WACKO Cat Fighting Title and now owes a rematch

with the next three months because The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby

was overweight and fought T as a WACKO light heavyweight).

I’ve got a couple of days to rest. that's good, because playing that last note in that last song wore me out.

I think I’ll relax and see what’s on the large screen television

this hotel provided for us. Hmm. In the middle of the day, the most interesting thing that I can find to watch is the Olympics.

Women’s figure skating is always interesting. This is the “free skate.” If it’s the “free skate,” why do the participants have an agenda that must be met. Shouldn’t they be able to make any figures they want if it truly is a “free skate”?

If it were me, I wouldn’t try so hard to score points on the difficulty of the routine.

I’d use simple numbers, like one,

and eleven.

If I really felt like going crazy, I would try a number seven.

Then, for degree of difficulty, I might try the number one-on-one.

I would concentrate on making these figures precisely. That way, what points I lost on degrees of difficulty would be made up for with my precision and….

MEOW Z. TONGE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

d.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us next time for another cat ta(i)le

right here on Cal.E.’s Korner.