Cal.E.'s Korner

markmiller323
19 hours ago
2 min read

Hello and welcome to Buddy Bones Memorial Stadium Flying high overhead today is the Buddy Bones Drone, sponsored by ABC, or Animal Byproducts Conglomerate. And now, let’s meet the contestants for today’s event.

In the black corner, standing two feet, two inches when standing on his hind legs,

the six-time World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology heavy weight champion, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As the Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, business partner in the Triple T Cartel and T’s former WACKO tag team cat fighting partner, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby).

Hurrah!

And, in the orange corner, standing eighteen inches on his hind legs, T’s main competition for his six WACKO championship belts, none other than the cat who stole T’s chance to simply be called Triple T, T’s sworn enemy in the ring and in life, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby!!!

Boo, hiss!

Okay, you both know that, at this event, you must weigh in and then answer a question that is for the birds….

TTT.: Don’t you mean about birds?

Yes, that, too. Anyway, since you stepped up first, Tom, you weigh in first.

WOW! You’ve gained weight, Tom. Let’s just hope that enough of it is muscle to compete with your former tag team partner. You weigh exactly twenty pounds now. So, now your question that is for the birds.

TTT. About the birds

That, too. Tom, why do birds fly south for the winter?

TTT.: Well, in the Northern Hemisphere of this great planet that I like to call my sandbox, a.k.a. Earth, birds fly south in the winter

to get to a warmer climate. In the Southern Hemisphere, birds fly north for the same reason.

Okay, good answer. No, T, it’s your turn.

You weigh exactly 19.99999998 pounds, just as you did when you won your last WACKO championship belt. Now, for your question that is for the birds.

Tux. I’m ready, shoot.

No, don’t do that. There won’t be any birds left if you shoot all of them as they fly to a warmer climate. Anyway, here’s your question: If an old bird leaves Los Angeles at eight o’clock in the morning, flying 12.5 miles per hour, heading for the East Coast, and another old bird leaves Washington, D.C. flying at eleven miles per hour, at what time and in what city will they meet and have lunch?

Tux. That’s a trick question.

Why?

Because none of the old birds ever leave Washington, D.C.