Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Well, small, intimate audienc,

d..c. is busy with schoolwork and working,. It seems that the computers wher ehe works aren't working properly, so the nurses must do all paperwork by hand. Because of his age, d.c. is one of the few nurses who knows hot to do that, so they need him to show all the young nursese how to dcument by hand. Consequently, I’m writing this blog solo. This is an excellent opportunity for me to answer my fan mail, so get the popcorn ready and for a good time; but first, a word from our sponsor.

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C.: Okay, thank you., sponsors for that…interesting advertisement. Now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. I’m going to open and answer your fan letters and emails.

Okay, this is from Joe in Bingham, New York. That’s a solid no, Joe. No cat would do that, not even an alien one.

This is from Cassandra in the Anahuac/Hamaker metropolis. No, Cassandra, I will not tell my youngest son and my former bandmates, the RoCKats

to stop playing back allies in your towns. Ralph is the world’s best (and maybe only) bass player.

For a cat, he’s okay at playing this instrument as well.

And finally, to Scarlet in Atlanta. Frankly my dear…

d.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.