Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Well, d.c. hasn’t sent me a script in a while, and I’m trying to follow Ralph and the RoCKats on their ADIDAS tour, so, I've been on T.'s motorcycle a lot lately. It seems that with Ralph, the world’s best (and maybe only) bass player,

the RoCKats are taking off.

They’ve hit the big time, and that may be because my youngest male kitten is skilled enough to play this instrument, too.

At any rate, I’ve been traveling around Greater Houston (that’s from Orange to El Paso) to watch the RoCKats perform. That’s not easy, since they’ve hit the big time playing back allies in Anahuac, Dayton, Indian Springs, Danbury, Alvin, and Sealy….

What’s this? It looks like d.c. sent me an email. I’ll see what it says.

Cal.E., I’m sorry I haven’t sent you a script lately, but I’ve been working on a screenplay that features the city of Houston. It’s called Houston Fire, Law, P.D. and Medical. The screen play is attached to this email.

C.: Well, I’ll just read this attachment. It says:

The premise of the show is a ne’er-do-well is impressed by a police officer,

who encourages him to go to law school because the lad is quite bright.

He just needs to stop drinking and taking drugs and shooting out street lights with his Daisy Red Rider bb gun. He could have put someone's eye out, after all. He needed to listen to the big guys and get sober.

The boy decides the best way to stop drinking and taking drugs is to join the Houston Police Force, though, so he asks his mentor for a letter of recommendation to get into the police academy in Houston. His mentor gladly does this, so the boy passes the academy easily and joins the HPD,

but there is a problem when he goes back to his old neighborhood.

Three woman claim to be carrying his illegitimate children,

so the boy decides he needs a good lawyer, but cannot afford one on his policeman’s salary. That’s when the protagonist decides to go to law school, to help not only himself, but others in the same situation he's in. However, he falls in love with one of the women claiming to be carrying his child, but she is hit by a speeding train

and dies in his arms after a galant but failed attempt to revive her with CPR.. Distraught, our hero decides to become a firefighter after he finishes law school.

At the Houston Fire Department, the protagonist , after completing his training to become a paramedic, meets a female fire fighter who reminds him of the late love of his life, but she develops lung cancer from inhaling too much smoke and dies in his arms.

Again distraught, the main character decides to go to medical school so he can help save people from the same fate the two loves of his life have met. He also vows to live a life of celibacy to avoid further heartache.

d.: Tomorrow, or the next day, I will send you the premises for episode two. bcause we're out of time for today; so that's the end of this cat taill

Plese join us next time for another ediciton of Cal.e.'s Korner.