Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Hey,, d.c., I haven’t heard from you in eight days. What’s going on?

d.: I’m sorry I haven’t sent you a script in over a week, but I’ve been busy at my new job. We may need to cut back on our blog posts to just one or two times a week if this keeps up.

C.: Well, have no fear, my peer will take care of the situation.

d.: Okay, thank you Cal.E.

Later that same day…

d.: Hmm... I wonder what’s going on at the end of the street. It looks like a party at Wayn Manor.

I’ll call Cal.E. and see what’s up. (ring).

C.: Oh, hi, d.c., I just invited a few media members

for a Q&A session. We need to keep our blog in the forefront of people’s minds if we’re going to get the recognition we need and deserve.

Excuse me. The question-and-answer session is about to start.

C.: Okay, you with your hand up. Ask the first question.

Cal.E., how are you going to write your blog, Cal.E.’s Korner, by yourself? Your partner, d.c. scot, is a published author. More importantly, he’s human and has opposable thumbs. You can’t even type because you’re a cat. How do you intend to keep the blog going by yourself daily?

C.: Good question. I’m going to put a maximum effort into my blog post so that I can be the best blogger I can be and hope for the best. Next question.

Is this really the end of the (almost) daily blog as we know it?

C. I’m going to put a maximum effort into my blog post so that I can be the best blogger I can be and hope for the best. Next question.

Cal.E., how will you manage being a solo blogger and caring for your fourteen grown @#$% kittens who dstoill live with you,

as well as being a good wife to your third husband, Tucker Tucker Two,

a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Because Triple T Was Already Taken By T’s Former  BFF, Business Partner In The Triple T Cartel and Former  Tag Team Partner In The World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology and Now Chief WACKO Rival And Sworn Mortal Enemy, The Original Tripel T, Tom the Tabby?

 C.: I’m going to put a maximum effort into my blog post so that I can be the best blogger I can be and hope for the best. Next question.

d.: Well, this could go on for a while, but we’re out of time for today, folks, so that’s the end of today’s cat ta(i)le.

Please join us next time for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.