Cal.E.'s Korner

d.: (ring)Cal.E., I asked you to write the blog solo yesterday because I needed to see Dr. J. What happened?

C.: Isn’t Julius Erving even older than you?

d.: Yes, by about thirteen years….

C.: Do you mean that Dr. J. is 113 and he’s still playing basketball? Wow!

d.: No, Cal.E., he’s in his;…never mind. I went to see one of my doctors yesterday, so I didn’t get a chance to write the script. But this Cr. J. isn't much older than Ace, I don't think.

C.: Just one doctor?

d.: Well…no. But you know how medical issues go now. It’s almost as if there is a doctor for each one of your toes on each foot.

C.: You humans are soft on this planet. I had an eyelash in my eye, and I took my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.ka. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken By His Former Business Associate, BFF and Tag Team Cat Fighting Partner; And Now Mortal enemy (according to the World Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology rag) The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby. T.’s the six-time WACKO Cat Fighting champion of the world, and…what was I going to say?

The T Mobile

d.: How T took you to the E.R. with a broken right hind foot, driving a car with a standard transmission, because you couldn’t drive with an eyelash in your eye.

C.: That’s not the whole story, though. T got all the attention and drugs as the E.R., and I had to wait for almost two minutes to be seen. Eyes are serious business….

d.: Cal.E., if you’d have just asked T to come to my house, I could have rinsed your eye out with eye was or saline solution, like I’m sure they did at the emergency room, and you could have driven T to the emergency room. I know you don’t know how to drive a car with an automatic transmission, but T bought that car just so you could have something to drive.

C.: Well, I had an eyelash in one of my eyes…

d.: If I wasn’t home, couldn’t you have just closed one eye driven t To the E.R.?

C……That’s all the time we have for today, folks, so that’s the end of this cat ta(i)le. Please join us next time for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.