Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: (ring) Hello, d.c. I apologize for yesterday’s conversation. My third husband,

Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former business associate, bff, cat fighting tag team partner and now mortal enemy, the Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby).

To make up for yesterday, I’ll write the blog solo today.

d.: That sounds good, but what did you have in mind?

C.: I was going to show our new readers around our blog.

d.: Okay, go right ahead.

C.: The is MY blog, Cal.E.’s Korner. My real name is Calculating Einstein Katt ( Cal.E., for short, although I’m a long-haired cat,-hee hee), and I’m from the Planet of the Talking Cats. I was the queen of the planet, but got kicked out of the Cat Galaxy by its Supreme Ruler, Meow Z. Tongue

for eating my husband, King Tom’s

Rodent Prepared for Royalty.

Meow Z. tongue was an evil ruler who came to earth to find an alternative energy source to power my home planet. He found it in the form of the hot air that politicians produce while running for office.

Since that’s almost a perpetual source of power, he decided not to destroy this planet. It all just sounds like a cow bellowing to me, but what do I know?

Meow's now retired to the countryside and is a forty-pound lap cat for a sweet old lady.

Meow deciding to let Earth be made it possible for my thirty-third cousin twice removed , my polar opposite, ELAC, to go back to her home planet and do what she enjoys, math problems;\

although she’s a pacifist, she's also the best cat fighter in the universe.

My best human friend, d.c. scot and I could then relax and concentrate on writing our blog, which I think is a good thing because it has….

A message

Or anywhere else

The best bass player in the world, my son Ralph.

And he can also play this instrument.

My band, the RoCKats,

 And a host of interesting characters, like d.c.’s wife, Eudora, who always seems to have a migraine, for some reason

her sister, the co-owner of Yetta Nather Cruise lines, Yetta Nather.

As well as the highly educated and upwardly mobile socialites, my human mom and dad and d.c.'s neighbors and best human friends, Horace and Hortense

We also found The Fugitive, Dr. Richard Kimbrall’s mysterious one-armed man.

We support all branches of the U.S. armed forces,

AIR FORCE

infantry

MARINES

Space Force

Coast Guard

as well as adoption for underprivileged children.

the adoption option

So, if you’re looking for a short, sometimes funny, sometimes silly, sometimes serious two- to three-minute read, find Cal.E.’s Korner on Facebook or X.

d.: You did a good job Cal.E., but that’s the end of this cat ta(i)le

because we’re out of time for today. Please join us tomorrow for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.