Cal.E.'s Korner

d.: (ring) Hi, Cal.E., I’m sorry I didn’t get the script to you yesterday, but I was really busy.

C.: Doing what?

d.: Well, I was looking for an email and I couldn’t find it. My email is about ninety percent full, so I decided to clean it out so that I could find the important emails.

C.: Well, did you get through?

d.: No.

C.: How much more do you need to do?

d.: I spent an hour today and got about six months’ worth done.

C.: When do you think you’ll be done?

d.: If I devote one to two hours a day to clean out me emails, , I should be through be Christmas….2030.

C.: Wow! Well, I’m sorry, but Fridays are mine and my third husband’s,  the six-time World Association of Cat Fighting And Knowledge of Ornithology heavy weight cat fighting champion of the world. Tucker Tucker Tow, a.k.a. The Car Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former WACKO Cat Fighting partner business associate and BFF, now his mortal enemy,

The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby)’ date night.

d.: Oh, what does that involve?

C.: Oh, the usual. We go out for sushi, then we come home and…do what humans do on their date nights.

d.: Okay, Cal.E., I’m good. I can put two and two together. You don’t need to explain any further….

C.: That’s right, we sleep!

And we’re cats, who sleep at night! What do you and Eudora do on your date nights?

d.: Oh, it is Saturday, and that is our date night ( I hope she doesn't have a migraine)

C.: Which involves?

d.: that’s all the time we have for today, folks; so that's the endo of our blog post. Please join us tomorrow for another cat ta(i)le

right here on Cal.E.’s Korner.

(now, what should I wear for date night?