Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: (ring) d.c., it’s Cal.E. If you’ll come over to Wayne Manor,

I have something for you that I think you’ll like.

d.: I’ll be right over…as soon as I shower, eat, take nap…

C.: I think that you’ll want what I have badly enough to circumvent those things.

d.: Okay.

Later that same day

d.: (Knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt. (Knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt.  (Knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt.  

C.: Who is it?

d.: it’s your best human pal.

C.: If you really are my best human pal, author, blogger, and nurse d.c. scot, you will know the password phrase for me to answer the door.

d.: Come on, Cal.E., it’s raining (again).

C.: No, that’s not it. You have two more tries. If both are incorrect, I will lock this door forever…or at least until I get hungry and get something to eat.

d.:CALE! OPEN THIS DING DANG DOOR NOW!

C.: Oh, hi, d.c. Have you been waiting long?

d.: N-N-Never mind. What do you have for me that’s so important and impressive?

C.: A large check.

d.: For four-hundred thirty-two dollars and sixty-seven cents….written on your and your third husband,

Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former WACKO tag-team cat- fighting partner, business associates and bff; who is now his cat fighting arch enemy. The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby)’s

account. Wow! Thanks Cal.E., but won’t T question what you did with this?

C.: No, he’s a meow-illionaire.

d.: What does that mean?

C.: It means that I can afford to give you this check and T will never even miss it. And now that he’s cat fighting again (with my permission) he’ll make even more money.

d.: So, you don’t mind him going back to cat fighting/

C.: Not if it means he gives up golf. That was a disaster!

d.: Thanks, but I need to decide what to do with this check.

C.: d.c., I gave you that check because it was partly my fault that you forgot to cancel the payment for your Skip Adz channel on your cable service. Endora and I compared bills to see if we were getting cheated. I remember all of this because I remembered to take my memory supplements when I took your suggestion and put them in a conspicuous place.

d.:  Where are they now?

C.: Bay a place I will use at least once a day, the litter box.

D,L U guess that works. Now, since I paid off my credit card, I could use this check to buy a new tire

for my trick…or I could buy a second-hand set of golf clubs and take up golf.

Maybe T would be interested in selling his. Of course, I’m a lot taller that he is, and they aren’t adjustable, so that’s out… Or I could buy a round-trip coach class ticket to see my dad. I know I’ll pay for the Skip Adz cable channel for one more month. That seems to be

the correct thing to do with this money. I’m going to call the cable company right now and have that channel uncanceled. Them I can watch it for another month on my lard screen television.

C.: So, I suppose that’s the end of this cat ta(i)le

Because we’re out of time for today. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.

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