d. It's late, and my eyes hurt. I'll jjust take a break from studying and listen to my statelite radio.
This satellite radio works better on my computer than in my truck. I’ll just listen to it for a few minutes before I get back to work.
And that was Fats Domino with “I’m Walking to New Orleans” here on WALK/WANT Conroe/Cut-N-Shoot. And now, we have a special treat for y’all. The number one talk show hosted by a cat on alternate Saturday nights between the hours of one and two a.m., Cal.E.’s Korner.
C.: Well, the studio's sound system is down, so I'm literally phoning in this segment of the show. Ladies, Gentlemen, Non-Binary Individuals and animals of all descriptions, I have a very special guest on tonight. Please give it up for my boss: Meow Z. Tongue.
Go Cal.E., you can do eet. I mean the show with the evil cat as your guest.
C.: Meow, you’ve been on this planet for three years now, and the problem with powering the Planet of the Talking Cats has been solved by yours truly. There’s enough hot air from politicians making political speeches on this planet to fuel my home planet for thousands, if not millions of years. Why are you still here?
Meow: Well, it’s like this, Cal.E. I’ve found a family to adopt this adorable face, and they’ve changed my name to something morr fitting for a cat of my stature.
C.: And what, pray till, name are you going by now?
M.: I’m now known as The Cat Formerly Known As Meow Z. Tongue, Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy Who is Now and Forevermore Known as The Cat Who Came to Planet Earth to Destroy It But Found the energy He was Looking For So He Decided to Let Earthlings Live for a Few More Cat Naps.
C.: I can’t do this anymore. First my husband comes up with the name; Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken, and then you come up with this ridiculously long name. Whatever happened to classic cat names like Fluffy, or Boots or Midnight for a black cat? Meow? Meow, WAKE UP!!
M.: Oh, come on, Cal.E. it’s one o’clock in the morning.
C.: And you’re a cat, a nocturnal being.
Ma.: Not anymore. My new adoptive family has put me one a daytime schedule, and, today, I didn’t get up in time to take my mid-morning nap. That means that I only got one nap in the morning and two in the afternoon. I’m exhausted. I don’t know how you keep this schedule…zzzz
C.: Well, I guess, since my last guest is sound asleep, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Pleas join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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