C.: I’m bored. I think I’ll call d.c. and se what he’s up to. (ring).
d.: Hold on, Cal.E. I’m watching the weather, and you know how I feel about being informed about the weather. I found a good source for that on a search engine.
Okay, Greater Houston and the rest of Southeast Texas. We now return you to your regularly scheduled January weather.
d.; Okay, I’m ready to talk…no, wait, there’s a breaking news report.
Hello, my name is Tom the Tabby, and I’ve been robbed! Maybe not in the literal sense, but my former best friend, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken stole my light heavy weight WACKO championship belt, and I want it back!
Okay, T. You stole my belt by tricking me, but I want a rematch; and it will be a tag-team cage match in which we fight until one of us says “Dog.” That will mean that the loser is as low down as the foul creatures, and that’s the only way the winner will stop the fight. So, whip your wife into shape and I’ll choose a worthy partner from the Triple T Cartel to be my partner. I WANT YOU, TUCKER TUCKER TWO!
And, if you don’t approve this rematch, the whole world will know that you’re a coward, because I’ll tell them! Get ready to be humiliated by yours truly and the cat of my choosing.
d.: Wow! It looks like there’s going to be a rematch, and it will involve you. What do you think about that?
C.: I think I forgot to tell Tom and T what I wanted from the Chinese ford restaurant that they went to. I need to call them and place my order quickly.
d.: I thought that Tom was just on television?
C.: No, that was recorded this morning in T’s studio. He fixed the sound on the sound byte and then those two tom cats went out for Chinese food. That makes me furious!
d.: Because T swore off hanging out with Tom as part of his parole agreement?
C.: No, T’s done his parole time. I’m just mad because they didn’t invite ME! I’m going to call them right now and…
d.: Give them a piece of your mind?
C.: No. place my order. That place has some really good fish dishes. I suppose I should really start getting up before three o’clock in the afternoon.
d.: So, I suppose that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.e.’’s Korner.
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