C.: d.c., I really do appreciate the way you and my husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken planned my surprise welcome home party. Y’all had me going, thinking that no one was going to welcome me back to this planet.
d.: Yes, Cal.E., T was the perfect foil. And he knew better than to try to have the party at Wayne Manor,
because that would be the first place that you would look for hints.
One-half of a million people and pets probably would have fit better in Wayne Manor than at my house, but it would have been too hard to hide them from you at your home.
Even though they ruined my yard,
I'm glad you enjoyed your party.
C.: Yes, and since I’ve been back, T is acting differently.
d.: Is he clinging to you, watching your every move, making sure that you don’t disappear again? Is he smothering you?
C.: No, not really. He’s been attentive to my needs, but he still goes about his daily routine. He trains for fourteen hours a day, making sure that he keeps his championship belts in five different heavyweight cat fighting categories, but he’s always there when I need him.
d.: Well, it sounds like T has had enough/
C.: Were you listening to what I said? He’s been very attentive to my needs, if you know what I mean.
d.: I don’t need gory details, Cal.E.
C.: He loads the dishwasher without being asked, and he does other things, too, like my laundry without being asked. I thought he would be cold to me when I got back to Earth, but he’s been a dream, so what do you mean that he’s had “enough.”
d.: The best way to explain it is to look up Bob Perks poem entitled “I Wish You Enough.” That poem is relevant to your situation, because he tells how a man told his daughter that he wished her “enough,” in the last conversation he suspected would be his last face-to-face conversation with her before he died. Please read the poem, and we’ll talk about it in a couple of days.
C.: Why not tomorrow?
d..: Because Cal.E., tomorrow is November the ninth.
C.: Oh, yes, one of your favorite days of the year, because its….
d.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E’s Korner.
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