C.: Wow! There must be one million people her to welcome me back home for the Planet of the Talking Cats!
d.: Well, one half of a million people, anyway.
C.: How did you fit them all in your house?
d.: I used every available square inch of my house and my yard.
C.: But…you have such a small yard. Everyone is trampling on your grass, and you love your yard.
d.: Yessir, I put all my love and affection into my turf.
C.: I know that all your sons are grown and out of the house, but what about your wife, Eudora. Isn’t she jealous of the time and energy you put into keeping your yard so pristine. And you were willing to ruin it for me to have the ultimate welcome home party. Youa and my jsband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken are the best males a queen cat could have as a best human friend and husband.
Don’t worry, your grass will grow back. It may take a couple of years, but d.c., are you crying? Is It because your lawn was destroyed by this party, or are you sad because your lawn will take so long to fill back in? >ither way, THERE'S NO CRYING AT SURPRISE WLCOME HOME PARTIES!!
d.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.'s Korner.
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