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Cal.E's Korner



I had the worst reputation in town

For chasing all the women around

I thought changing my way of living was hard to do

But it's nothing compared to the changes that you put me through

I've done everything I've tried to do

But it's gonna take a miracle to get me over you

Tryin' to live my life without you, babe

It's the hardest thing I'll ever do

Tryin' to forget the love we once shared, yeah

It's the hardest burden I'll ever bear

Silver bullet

Ooh, yeah

Tryin' to live my life without you, babe

It's the hardest thing I'll ever do

Tryin' to forget the love we shared

It's the hardest burden I'll ever bear

Listen

Tryin' to live my life without you, babe, oh

Hardest thing I'll ever do

Tryin' to forget the love we shared

It's the hardest burden I'll ever bear

Everybody

Ooh, yeah

Duet

Tryin' to live my life without you, babe

It's the hardest thing I'll ever do

Tryin' to forget the love we shared

It's the hardest burden I'll ever bear

Alright

Ooh, yeah

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Eugene Williams




C.: d.c. isn’t answering his phone, but his lights are on. I can see his house from Wayne Manor.




He either forgot to turn his lights off when he left, or he’s at home and has lost his phone.



T.: Maybe you should go over there and check. You know he can’t find his phone without help. I'll just finish my workout on the heavy bag while you do that.





C.: Well,  I do have a  key to his house, so I can go check and see what’s going on. I can probably find his phone for him if he laid it down and doesn’t remember where. He can call it with his watch, but he sometimes forgets how to do it. d.c. was born before the “technology revolution,” so he didn’t grow up with these things like I did.


(ding)


C.: d.c., are you here?





d.: Yes, Cal.E., I see that you made it back from the Planet of the Talking Cats. That was a tough break not winning the election.


C.: d.c., can I confide something in you?

d.: Sure, go ahead.


C.: Well, I ran the numbers and figured out that Ronald Dump was only one vote behind me in the polls. So, when he voted and I didn’t, I knew that he would win.


d.: Why did you throw to election, Cal.E.?


C.: Because I missed my husband, Tucker Tucker Two ak.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken. I also missed you and the rest of my friends. I even missed my kittens.


d.: Well, you’re here now.


C.: Yes, but the big guy, I mean T. doesn’t seem to have any time for me. It’s as if he decided to live his life without me. That’s disturbing!


d.: That’s a tough break, Cal.E. Is there anything else bothering you?


C.: Well, since I’ve been gone for a long time, I thought that maybe…well, if y’all missed me so much…oh, forget it. I was just being silly.


d.: How so?


C.: I thought that when T. directed me to come to your house, maybe there would be a surprise return party for me.


d.: Well, you have been gone for six months. We’ve all moved on, including your husband. That’s a tough break, but I must get ready now.



C.: For what?



SURPRISE!!!!





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