Ralph: A one, a two, a one, two , three, four
Houston has the Astros
The greatest baseball team
They hit the ball from line to line
And homer in between.
Their pitchers are amazing,
Their batters are sublime
They make the A.L. miserable
By winning the pennant all the time
We’re the
Houston Astros
Houston Astros
Houston Astros number one, two, three, four
C.: d.c., why did you send me a tape of Ralph singing the Astros’ song at their game last night?
d.: Because, Cal.E.,, they won the A.L. West pennant last night!
C.: And I suppose that the sun came up this morning, too?
d.: Well, the sun doesn’t so much come up as the earth rotates around it and spins on its axis. When the hemisphere that you live in is exposed to the sun….
C.: You know what I mean. The Astros have won the pennant like, the last ten years in a row, haven’t they?
D.: No, only seven out of the last eight years.
C.: Tomato, tomahto. Call me when something interesting happens, like the Astros win the World Series again. They haven’t done that in a couple of years. Or…the Dallas Cowboys win a Super Bowl in this century, or any playoff game of importance. Hahahahahah.
d.: Hee, hee, yes its been a while.
Seriously, Cal.E., joke, riddle and pun day was on Monday of this week. Maybe we should say when the Cowboys’ fans stop being so arrogant about things that are ancient history? (19-10)
C.: ???
d.: That was the score of the Texans’ very first game: Texans 19, Cowboys 10.
C.: I see. Do you think that there’s a chance for an all Texas Super Bowl this year?
D.: After last Sunday’s games, I doubt either team will make it to the Super Bowl this year. There are too many really good teams in the NFL, and the teams that make the least mistakes usually win the game since the talent in The League is so even.The Texans and the Cowboys make a lot of mental and physical mistakes still.
The Texans’ coach was a very disciplined player, so I think that he will straighten out those problems, but I think that the Cowboys have a problem a little higher up than the coach.
C.: Like?
D.: Well, most people know that the Cowboys’ owner/ GM is a…
C.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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