Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the ITV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
… Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
… We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these color TVs
… See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire
… We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TVs
… We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these color TVs
Looky here, look out
… I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera man
We could have some
… And he's up there, what's that?
Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free
… We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliverie
We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TVs
… Listen here
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Ooh, money for nothin', chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free (money, money, money)
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free
Get your money for nothin' and the chicks for free
Get your money for nothin' and the chicks for free
… Look at that, look at that
Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for free (I want my ITV)
Money for nothin', chicks for free
(I want my, I want my, I want my ITV)
Get your money for nothin'
(I want my, I want my)
And the chicks for free (I want my ITV)
Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
And the chicks for free (I want my ITV)
Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Easy, easy chicks for free (I want my ITV)
Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for free (I want my ITV)
That ain't workin'
… Money for nothing, chicks for free
Money for nothing, chicks for free
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Gordon Sumner / Mark Knopfler
Money For Nothing (Remastered 1996) lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
C.: Wow, what a game! That tight end should have just sat down in the hook zone instead of trying to run a post-fly route on a zone defense with two high safeties. I'm a cat and even I know that! However, I’m glad my intergalactic television cable carrier got its dispute resolved with the local television station in Houston. This way, I can watch all the NFL games here on the Planet of the Talking Cats, as long as I use these very powerful binoculars to watch the games on my best human bud on Earth, d.c. scot.'s T.V. I love to watch American Football, but it is a strange sport with some unusual terms.
For instance: When the announcer says that a linebacker is a good tackler “in space,” does that mean that the linebacker isn’t a good tackler on Earth? And, if a running back is an excellent “downhill runner,” does that mean that the quarterback shouldn’t give him the ball if the team is at the base of a hill, or on flat ground? What if he’s the best runner on the team and the team only needs less than a yard but isn’t on top of a hill, should he not get the ball?
And what about good broken-field runners? Shouldn’t the field be fixed before the game continues? And,.. Are they any good on a field that doesn’t need corrections?
And why are wide receivers some of the smallest players on the field? And why is there only one quarterback? In the old days, there were two halfbacks on the field and one fullback. That makes perfect sense. But there is never more than one quarterback on the field at a time. Why?
And what are the two guards guarding? And shouldn’t a tackle be the best tackler on the field, not the best blocker? And tight ends should really sober up before the game begins, and so should a high safety. Having two high safeties on defense could be disastrous if the other team’s offense is good at passing the ball over the middle of the field.
Also, the way the old Oakland Raiders’ safeties played the game was not very safe. They hurt anyone coming into their territory, including themselves sometimes.
And…Do coaches ever coach someone down? We’ve all heard the announcers say that a player was “coached up” by an excellent position or head coach. But there are some coaches with bad records who were hired to coach teams that had good records under their previous leadership. Does that mean that they coached their players down?
And last but not least, if a player is supposed to make a “football move” and survive the ground after catching a pass to have it count as a completion, what exactly is a “football move”?
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