Star' Trekkin
Song by Barry Hansen
… Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse
… Lt. Uhura, report
… There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim
… Analysis, Mr. Spock
… It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain
… There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim
… Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse
… Medical update, Doctor Mccoy
… It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead
… It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain
… There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim
… Starship Captain, James T. Kirk
… Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill, men
… It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead
… Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know itI
t's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain
… There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Scrape them off, Jim
… Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse
… Engine Room, Mister Scott
… Ye cannot change the laws of physics
Laws of physics
Laws of physics
Ye cannot change the laws of physics
Laws of physics, Jim
… Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace, shoot to kill
Scotty, beam me up
… It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead
… Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know itNot as we know itI
t's life, Jim, but not as we know itNot as we know it, Captain
… There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim
… Ye cannot change the script, Jim!
Up ta you, Jimmy!
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!
Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!
Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll blow, Captain!
… Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse
… Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: John O'connor / Rory Kehoe / Grahame P.j. Lister
C.: I wonder where d.c. has been the last couple of days? I’ve been trying to call him and see if he forgot that he’s the one who’s supposed to be writing our blog while I’m Star Treking across the Cat Galaxy, campaigning for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats. It may take him a whole to answer, so I’ll let my mind wander while I wait for him to answer his intergalactic phone. (rii)
“Oh, hi, d.c., what gives?
d.: I know that you worry about me Cal.E, being so far away...
C.: No, not really. You are a grown man....
d.: Well, I finally figured out how to work this new fangled phone.,. and, as Mark Twain once famously said, “Rumors of my death have been exaggerated.”
C.: I didn’t think that you were dead. I just thought that maybe you forgot to write our blog for a couple of days, so I called to remind you that I was to busy to.
d.: To what?
C.: WRITE OUR BLOG!!!
d.: Oh, yes, that. I think that it would be to our benefit if we greatly shortened the length of our blog. Then, more people would have a chance to read it, because they may be in a hurry to get to work, or to go work out at the gym, or to get their kids from school. Making the blog shorter would help us as well. Then, we’d have enough time to do other things, like you campaigning and me taking nursing classes, and working out at the gym, and going to doctor’s appointments, and, well, what do you think, Cal.E.?
C.: About what? (hee hee)
d.: Having more time to do other things than write our blog like riding our bicycles, swimming, running, working out at the gym, going out with our family, paying more attention to our significant others, working more if we need to, or working less and taking more vacation time, or, well, doing as we please. What do you think?
C.: I think that you’ve taken up all the time we have for today trying to come up with ideas about what you’ll do with your time when you have more of it, so that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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