I've been holdin' out so long
I've been sleepin' all alone
Lord, I miss youI've been hanging on the phone
I've been sleeping all alone
I want to kiss you sometime
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Well, I've been haunted in my sleep
You've been starrin' in my dreams
Lord, I miss you, child
I've been waitin' in the hall
Been waitin' on your call
Your phone rings
It's just some friends of mine that say
"Hey, what's the matter, man?
We're gonna come around at twelve
With some Puerto Rican girls that's just dyin' to meet you
We're gonna bring a case of wine
Hey, let's go mess and fool around
You know, like we used to"
Aah aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah
Oh everybody waits so long
Oh baby, why you wait so long?
Won't you come on, come on
I've been walking Central Park
Singin' after dark
People think I'm crazy
Stumbling on my feet
Shuffling through the street
Asking people,
"What's the matter with you, boy?"
Sometimes I want to say to, to myself
Sometimes I say
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I won't miss you, child
I guess I'm lying to myself
It's just you and no one else
Lord, I won't miss you, child
You've just been blottin' out my mind
Foolin' on my time
No, I won't miss you, baby, yeah
Lord, I miss you child
Aah aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah
Lord, I miss you, child
Aah aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah
Lord, I miss you, child
Aah aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah aah
Aah aah aah aah
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Songwriters: Keith Richards / Mick Jagger
Miss You lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Tux.: I miss Cal.E. already, and she just left this morning to go back to her home planet to run for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats. Ordinarily, I would drown my sorrow by eating catnip, but I’m in training, so I’ll just work on the speed bag until I’m exhausted. Then, I’ll lie down for a long cat nap.
d.: Meanwhile, Cal.E. is interviewing with the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy, Meow Z. Tongue. He wants to make sure that she’s fit to rule her home planet. Let’s listen to their conversation via T.’s intergalactic telecommunicator that he uses to spy on…I mean protect his wife.
Meow: Calculating Einstein Katt, are you now eating, or have you ever eaten catnip?
C.: Why do you ask?
M.: Because catnip effects one’s memory. I don’t want a ruler of one of my planets that cannot remember his or her name, much less the laws of the planet.
C.: What was the question again?
M.: Have you ever eaten catnip?
C.: I’m sorry, I don’t recall.
M.: I’ll just mark that as a “yes.” I know that, on the planet you landed on, cats eating catnip is legal. However, on the Planet of the Talking Cats, it is a misdemeanor offense to possess or eat catnip. However, having less than one kitty liter is a minor offense. So, how much catnip have you consumed at one time?
C.: I’m sorry, I don’t recall.
M.: Did you consume more than the amount allowed by law on your home planet?
C.: How much is that?
M.: One Kittie liter.
C.: No, I definitely didn’t eat much kitty litter. That stuffs nasty!
M.: Okay… if you do win the election, do you plan to reside here, or rule from your new planet by remote?
C.: Is that an option?
M.: No.
C.: The why did you ask?
M.: I wanted to see how committed you were to your planet and your potential new job…
C.: Now, listen. Sure, I’ve had my problems. I act strangely at times, but I’m a cat! Most cats do act strangely at times. I may have had a catnip addiction on Planet Earth because I’d never been exposed to it due to the laws on The Planet of the Talking Cats. My mom and dad wouldn’t let me get near it, and I understand why now. It does strange things to a cat’s mind. But…I DO NOT NEED TO BE COMMITTED!!!
M.: Mhmm. Mhmm. Mhmm.
C.: Did I pass the interview?
M.: Um… I’ll let you know before election day. Don’t call me, I’ll call you. And...
C.: Well, I suppose now I need to go home and wait by the phone for Meow’s call, so that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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