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Cal.E.'s Korner



I've been holdin' out so long

I've been sleepin' all alone

Lord, I miss youI've been hanging on the phone

I've been sleeping all alone

I want to kiss you sometime

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Well, I've been haunted in my sleep

You've been starrin' in my dreams

Lord, I miss you, child

I've been waitin' in the hall

Been waitin' on your call

Your phone rings

It's just some friends of mine that say

"Hey, what's the matter, man?

We're gonna come around at twelve

With some Puerto Rican girls that's just dyin' to meet you

We're gonna bring a case of wine

Hey, let's go mess and fool around

You know, like we used to"

Aah aah aah aah aah

Aah aah aah aah aah

Aah aah aah aah

Aah aah aah aah aah

Aah aah aah aah aah

Aah aah aah aah

Oh everybody waits so long

Oh baby, why you wait so long?

Won't you come on, come on

I've been walking Central Park

Singin' after dark

People think I'm crazy

Stumbling on my feet

Shuffling through the street

Asking people,

"What's the matter with you, boy?"

Sometimes I want to say to, to myself

Sometimes I say

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I won't miss you, child

I guess I'm lying to myself

It's just you and no one else

Lord, I won't miss you, child

You've just been blottin' out my mind

Foolin' on my time

No, I won't miss you, baby, yeah

Lord, I miss you child

Aah aah aah aah aah

Aah aah aah aah aah

Aah aah aah aah

Lord, I miss you, child

Aah aah aah aah aah

Aah aah aah aah aah

Aah aah aah aah

Lord, I miss you, child

Aah aah aah aah aah

Aah aah aah aah aah

Aah aah aah aah

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Keith Richards / Mick Jagger

Miss You lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC


Tux.: I miss Cal.E. already, and she just left this morning to go back to her home planet to run for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats. Ordinarily, I would drown my sorrow by eating catnip, but I’m in training, so I’ll just work on the speed bag until I’m exhausted. Then, I’ll lie down for a long cat nap.




d.: Meanwhile, Cal.E. is interviewing with the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy, Meow Z. Tongue. He wants to make sure that she’s fit to rule her home planet. Let’s listen to their conversation via T.’s intergalactic telecommunicator that he uses to spy on…I mean protect his wife.





Meow: Calculating Einstein Katt, are you now eating, or have you ever eaten catnip?






C.: Why do you ask?





M.: Because catnip effects one’s memory. I don’t want a ruler of one of my planets that cannot remember his or her name, much less the laws of the planet. 


C.: What was the question again?


M.: Have you ever eaten catnip?



C.: I’m sorry, I don’t recall.


M.: I’ll just mark that as a “yes.” I know that, on the planet you landed on,  cats eating catnip is legal. However, on the Planet of the Talking Cats, it is a misdemeanor offense to possess or eat catnip. However, having less than one kitty liter is a minor offense. So, how much catnip have you consumed at one time?



C.: I’m sorry, I don’t recall.



M.: Did you consume more than the amount allowed by law on your home planet?


C.: How much is that?




M.: One Kittie liter.


C.: No, I definitely didn’t eat much kitty litter. That stuffs nasty!


M.: Okay… if you do win the election, do you plan to reside here, or rule from your new planet by remote?


C.: Is that an option?


M.: No.


C.: The why did you ask?


M.: I wanted to see how committed you were to your planet and your potential new job…


C.: Now, listen. Sure, I’ve had my problems. I act strangely at times, but I’m a cat! Most cats do act strangely at times. I may have had a catnip addiction on Planet Earth because I’d never been exposed to it due to the laws on The Planet of the Talking Cats. My mom and dad wouldn’t let me get near it, and I understand why now. It does strange things to a cat’s mind. But…I DO NOT NEED TO BE COMMITTED!!!


M.: Mhmm. Mhmm. Mhmm.


C.: Did I pass the interview?


M.: Um… I’ll let you know before election day. Don’t call me, I’ll call you. And...





C.: Well, I suppose now I need to go home and wait by the phone for Meow’s call, so that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.




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